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an image of jesus appeared on my big toenail (right foot) and people from all over come to pray at my feet

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@rookie54 said
an image of jesus appeared on my big toenail (right foot) and people from all over come to pray at my feet
Bet the stare too, eh?

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@rookie54 said
an image of jesus appeared on my big toenail (right foot) and people from all over come to pray at my feet
Images of Christ which resemble slices of bread, crackers and hobnobs.

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@biffo-konker said
Television and computer screens sizes in inches when the civilised world uses centimetres.
Perhaps you should eschew both televisions and "the Devil's window" (in Paul Weller's words) in light of that rather glaring clue.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Barbarian.
Speaking of barbarity, I not only wear flip-flops but drink iced tea and occasionally iced coffee as well. But I also know why Laozi left town.

Hoping that the ambient psychosis of city life does not wear upon you overmuch, dear sir.

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@caesar-salad said
Speaking of barbarity, I not only wear flip-flops but drink iced tea and occasionally iced coffee as well. But I also know why Laozi left town.

Hoping that the ambient psychosis of city life does not wear upon you overmuch, dear sir.
To cushion the effect I have taken to wearing a lime green cardigan.

Please don't question my tactics.

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@petewxyz said
Stereotyping
Scousers.

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@hells-caretaker said
Southern fairies...
Haha!

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@divegeester said
Scousers.
People from somewhere so nondescript there's nothing to insult.

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@divegeester said
Scousers.
Divers.

😲

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@petewxyz said
People from somewhere so nondescript there's nothing to insult.
Harsh! You haven’t seen me insulting anyone.

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When a cyclist rides too far into the road and you are unable to pass them.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Divers.

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There are some annoying divers out there, that’s for sure.

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@ashiitaka said
When a cyclist rides too far into the road and you are unable to pass them.
It used to annoy me when other bicyclists would make the rest of us look bad by not stopping when buses stopped to let passengers off.

But now it's joggers I hate, unwitting tools and spreaders of the virus.

P.S. -- Too bad about the motorists, though. Letting their muscles atrophy as the vehicles they "own" shuttle them from one loop point to the next in a story not completely of their own choosing.

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@ashiitaka said
When a cyclist rides too far into the road and you are unable to pass them.
cyclists are screwed
ride next to the edge of the road, and off you go
ride in the middle and force buttwipe drivers to slow down, and off you go

i will ride in the middle of the dang road and those who do not like it can pound sand

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