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Tiresome whining

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Originally posted by Starrman
who needs it?
The grown up ones.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
OMG, Stop It!!!!!! That's kind of sad, you know.
But very romantic. Just read Goethe's "The Sorrows of Young Werther" or listen to some songs by Schubert or Schumann.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
But very romantic. Just read Goethe's "The Sorrows of Young Werther" or listen to some songs by Schubert or Schumann.
And that's why I prefer symbolism. Baudelaire was onto something I tells ya!

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Originally posted by epic0002
Example... A guys girlfriend has been putting out since she was 16.. now shes 32... maybe he should say I love you.
maybe he should trade her in for a younger, more beautiful girlfriend.

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I thought romantic love was having 5 orgasms in one night.

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Originally posted by epic0002
There is no such thing as love... people mistake responsibility and obligation for love...

Example... A guys girlfriend has been putting out since she was 16.. now shes 32... maybe he should say I love you.

Example 2 ... She cooks all year, cleans all year, sucks all year... and he buys her $5 worth of chocolate... because he loves her? No.. because thats fair😛
So how are Pam and her 5 sisters?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Romantic love is all about killing yourself because your love is not returned, and to have your beloved weep at your grave. Who needs that?
Isn't that a special case of awkwardness and compromise? I mean, I've always thought that suicide would be more awkward than anything else (just think of the person who has to find the body), and settling for face-time with one's lover's grave is clearly a form of compromise.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I thought romantic love was having 5 orgasms in one night.
niiice!😉

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Originally posted by duecer
niiice!😉
True love is GIVING 5 orgasm a night.

To the same woman.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Some people are seriously pissed today about not being loved!
what? - you didnt get a valentine's day card????

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Originally posted by RDM
True love is GIVING 5 orgasm a night.

To the same woman.
no, TRUE love is not counting 😛

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Originally posted by RDM
True love is GIVING 5 orgasm a night.

To the same woman.
😲

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Originally posted by eamon o
what? - you didnt get a valentine's day card????
No, you are too late!

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Isn't that a special case of awkwardness and compromise? I mean, I've always thought that suicide would be more awkward than anything else (just think of the person who has to find the body), and settling for face-time with one's lover's grave is clearly a form of compromise.
Good point. Settling for having your corpse watered with your lover's tears sounds both awkward and like a form of compromise.

It's amazing how Schubert has managed to turn all this awkwardness into pure beauty in his songs.

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Originally posted by RDM
True love is GIVING 5 orgasm a night.

To the same woman.
Wrong.
Anyone with a strong tongue and a litre of wine can give 5 orgasms to one woman in one night. That's never the problem.

True love, as a man, is being able to have 5 orgasms with one woman on one night.

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