15 Jun 11
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Originally posted by jimslyp69only!!!
Um yeah. It has become a bit of a ghost town. I have tried joining a club but no one will have me, probably due to past indiscretions. It's almost as if the smoking ban in pubs has been extended to the GF.
So here I am stuck in limbo with only people like you to talk to 🙁
My good man, do not allow my fat, old, grey exterior to deceive you.
You are in excellent company for I know the real truth of the universe.
Chocolate Hob Knobs, a cup of tea and a thick skin.
It is interesting you should mention smoking, as I was having this conversation this very morning with a fellow tramp while enjoying a clean crisp swig of methylated spirits.
It would appear after much debate that death from smoking is achieved if elements are missing from a persons life either through hereditary or dietary failings.
Everything will kill you if overdone and not counterbalanced, as an example, I have a friend who was a young child who lived in Hiroshima when the bomb was dropped, he suffered terrible radiation burns and because of these burns he turned to a solitary life of smoking heavily and drinking.
I asked him why he was not dead and he replied "because I was not accepted, I travelled and the only thing that changed was my diet".
The conversation then turned to me asking if he developed any special powers by being radiated.......
He also mentioned that his diet had copious amounts of Garlic, Ginger and Turmeric.
I bet your glad you hung around this graveyard, eh?
Not so only now, are we.
Edit: Oh, and in the absence of Nordlys performing her duties these days, I corrected your spelling mistake.
Get it together man!!1
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15 Jun 11
Originally posted by jimslyp69Are you your alter ego?
Um yeah. It has become a bit of a ghost town. I have tried joining a club but no one will have me, probably due to past indescretions. It's almost as if the smoking ban in pubs has been extended to the GF.
So here I am stuck in limbo with only people like you to talk to 🙁
15 Jun 11
Originally posted by jimslyp69R.I.P. Jim. I loved you brother. It's a sad sad day for RHP.
The real Jimslyp is dead. I am his nice chalk and cheese brother. Jimslyp sure was the blck sheep; An embarrassment to the family to be truthful. I wouldn't go so far as to call him a 'cad' though. That would be churlish.
There was an olde man called Jimmy Slip
And on a good retribute he had such a wicked lip.
He'd goad and attack all of those on his back
Always with a method never showing a crack.
Where ever you go Jimmy have a good and wonderful trip.
-m
15 Jun 11
Originally posted by mikelomAmen Brother.
R.I.P. Jim. I loved you brother. It's a sad sad day for RHP.
[b]There was an olde man called Jimmy Slip
And on a good retribute he had such a wicked lip.
He'd goad and attack all of those on his back
Always with a method never showing a crack.
Where ever you go Jimmy have a good and wonderful trip.
-m[/b]