18 Mar 16
Originally posted by Hand of HecateMakes perfect sense. Can you imagine the funky flavor of a goat who's
Here's and old favorite, but, more of a guideline really than an out and out rule.
"If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed and not eaten. Leviticus 20:15"
frolicked all night with the shepherd*?
* No coitus interruptus assumed, of course.
18 Mar 16
Originally posted by SeitseThe only issue, my friend,
Makes perfect sense. Can you imagine the funky flavor of a goat who's
frolicked all night with the shepherd*?
* No coitus interruptus assumed, of course.
is the elongated proboscis of an internet troll perpetrating conversational interruptus
to provide daily lulz food for its trough..
18 Mar 16
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate"Last moved 1020 days 19 hours and 24 minutes ago"
Shietse doesn't need your permission to troll his own thread. Nor do I for that matter.
About @Hand-of-Hecate
"Dear Grampy Bobby,
Suck a bag of dicks.
Thanks & regards."
18 Mar 16
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIf you're looking for a bag, I believe your Mom used to get big sweaty ones from Mexican day laborers behind the Home Depot dumpsters.
"Last moved 1020 days 19 hours and 24 minutes ago"
About @Hand-of-Hecate
[b]"Dear Grampy Bobby,
Suck a bag of dicks.
Thanks & regards."[/b]
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeAt last something relevant from the bible!
'When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy.' (Deut. 25:11)
19 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeDeuteronomy and Leviticus hold little in the way of 'rules' for Christians. Most of us are Gentiles, not Jews.
/Cheekpinch
What is your degree of understanding for Deut. 25:11 or Lev 20:15?
When I said it's all a matter of degree, I meant that you posted one of the more seemingly outrageous verses to counter a relatively benign verse. I said you had a point, but it was sort of like launching an atomic bomb to counter a slingshot.
I realize you were going for the 'haha' moment, but it's not like GB is going around biting the heads off chickens. I'd say "Let the punishment fit the crime", but yeah, I realize a lot of you think GB is murdering little children in this forum, no thanks to the 'Bobbsey Twins'.
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Originally posted by SuzianneBiblically speaking, never underestimate the power of the slingshot.
Deuteronomy and Leviticus hold little in the way of 'rules' for Christians. Most of us are Gentiles, not Jews.
When I said it's all a matter of degree, I meant that you posted one of the more seemingly outrageous verses to counter a relatively benign verse. I said you had a point, but it was sort of like launching an atomic bomb to counter a slingshot. ...[text shortened]... ot of you think GB is murdering little children in this forum, no thanks to the 'Bobbsey Twins'.
(Seitse, you really should request the removal of your own post before GB reads it).