Two random jokes. Like, really random.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Two ducks walk into a bar and say "quack". The third one ducks.

Originally posted by BLReid
Irishman walks past a bar...

f(x)= (x+2)-x*6 walks into a bar, the barman says "sorry, we dont do functions"

A quack walks into a bar and says: "Duck!"

Did you hear about the magic car ?

It turned into a street.