Two Words

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Your fingers are the natural implement for eating fried chicken.

Fried chicken is something we eat occasionally when we feel wicked.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Fried chicken is something we eat occasionally when we feel wicked.

Wicked feel, yeah, stuck upside-down at the top of a Ferris wheel.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Wicked feel, yeah, stuck upside-down at the top of a Ferris wheel.

"Ferris Wheel!" shouted the excited children when they saw it, shortly after they entered the amusement park.

Originally posted by ysterbaard
"Ferris Wheel!" shouted the excited children when they saw it, shortly after they entered the amusement park.

Amusement park is a name that seems to have been replaced with, Theme Park.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Amusement park is a name that seems to have been replaced with, Theme Park.

theme park death ride, 15 dead more injured

Originally posted by redbadger
theme park death ride, 15 dead more injured

Injured more often are little people playing with big people in contact sports.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Injured more often are little people playing with big people in contact sports.

Contact sports includes NASCAR racing.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Contact sports includes NASCAR racing.

NASCAR racing originated from bootlegging with souped up cars.

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Saturday nights--full moon especially--are when the gremlins and elves come out to scuffle with one another.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Saturday nights--full moon especially--are when the gremlins and elves come out to scuffle with one another.

Another one of those boring reality shows on TV - when will we ever get stuff that's actually worth watching?

Originally posted by Kewpie
Another one of those boring reality shows on TV - when will we ever get stuff that's actually worth watching?

Worth watching is something of an individual choice.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Worth watching is something of an individual choice.

Individual choice may lead to the ultimate demise of some people.

Originally posted by caissad4
Individual choice may lead to the ultimate demise of some people.

some people make me vomit.

Originally posted by redbadger
some people make me vomit.

Vomit me a river, cry me a river; whatever.