Two Words

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Age you will, we just hope it's gracefully.

Gracefully it's possible if you know how.

Originally posted by aranya10
Gracefully it's possible if you know how.

Know-how got Americans to the moon.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Know-how got Americans to the moon.

The moon was where Ralph Kramdon kept threatening to, one day, send Alice.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The moon was where Ralph Kramdon kept threatening to, one day, send Alice.

"Alice, send Dinah home, we're going on a boat trip," said Elsie and Tillie, her big sisters.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
"Alice, send Dinah home, we're going on a boat trip," said Elsie and Tillie, her big sisters.

Big sisters are always around to help little sisters.

Originally posted by aranya10
Big sisters are always around to help little sisters.

Little Sisters of the Poor beat our high school's football team each time.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Little Sisters of the Poor beat our high school's football team each time.

Each time I have to leave, we say goodbye.

Originally posted by aranya10
Each time I have to leave, we say goodbye.

Say goodbye to Hollywood.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Say goodbye to Hollywood.

To Hollywood I leave my considerable assets.

Originally posted by sonhouse
To Hollywood I leave my considerable assets.

Considerable assets are required to buy an airplane.

Originally posted by caissad4
Considerable assets are required to buy an airplane.

An airplane is lost, presumably in the southern Indian Ocean, and may never be found.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
An airplane is lost, presumably in the southern Indian Ocean, and may never be found.

"Found be the treasure", said Long John Silver to his pirate mates.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Found be the treasure", said Long John Silver to his pirate mates.

Pirate mates wonder if there is honor among thieves.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Pirate mates wonder if there is honor among thieves.

Thieves among us? Definitely so.

Originally posted by aranya10
Thieves among us? Definitely so.

So, definitely never jump out of an airplane without first making sure you put on your parachute.