Two Words

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Paramount is my need for recognition.

recognition for war heroes

Originally posted by redbadger
recognition for war heroes

War heroes often get medals.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
War heroes often get medals.

medals get tarnished sometimes

Originally posted by redbadger
medals get tarnished sometimes

Sometimes tarnished "items" are real gems.

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Free firewood can be one of two things...worth what you "paid" or pleasantly surprising.

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Always welcome guests with an offer of pleasant conversation.

Originally posted by caissad4
Always welcome guests with an offer of pleasant conversation.

Pleasant conversation can change to heated arguments at the drop of a hat.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Pleasant conversation can change to heated arguments at the drop of a hat.

a hat full of nail holes

Originally posted by redbadger
a hat full of nail holes

Nail holes in drywall can be plugged with toothpaste if drywall compound is not available.

Originally posted by CalJust
I guess this is really a silly experiment

silly experiment causes massive explosion

Originally posted by redbadger
silly experiment causes massive explosion

Massive explosion occurred at a donut factory.

Originally posted by caissad4
Massive explosion occurred at a donut factory.

Factory donut is not as good as homemade.

Originally posted by hakima
Factory donut is not as good as homemade.

Ok I'll make you a donut and on the basis that's homemade it has to be better than any factory bought donut. PM me your address 😛