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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I have a friend who claims that he was abducted by aliens as a child. He is a sane intelligent person. His fourth fingers are much shorter than normal and he says that this is a mark of his abduction. Has anyone ever heard of this phenomenon ?
the boy who cried "pull my finger! pull my finger!" one time too many.



he just got tired of explaining his weird fingers and made that up. a friend of mine did the same thing with his ear, which looks like there was a piece cut off. it took 20 years until he told it was really a birth defect. that's what kids do, they lie.

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this is funny because my dad told me once that in the small town where he grew up there was a rash of UFO activity, people were seeing them all over and he claims he was abducted and he also has his 4th finger (ring finger) that is shorter but he says the tip was shot off by a shotgun accident when he was young... coincidence?

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Originally posted by ChessJester
this is funny because my dad told me once that in the small town where he grew up there was a rash of UFO activity, people were seeing them all over and he claims he was abducted and he also has his 4th finger (ring finger) that is shorter but he says the tip was shot off by a shotgun accident when he was young... coincidence?
trigger-happy aliens? sweet!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I once saw a UFO. In fact, I was hit by one!
I was sitting in a park, stoned, drinking some beers and this UFO appeared out of nowhere with the setting sun behind it.

At first I thought it was a Zero, but then I remembered that WWII had ended decades earlier. And then it hit me. Not WWII, but the UFO.

In the end it turned out to be a frisby, but man, was I ever stressed out for a few moments.
Fancy that, you seeing stuff. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Did you mean "transpiration"?
I'm pretty sure I meant transportation.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm pretty sure I meant transportation.
Ah. Maybe aliens stole the 't'.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah. Maybe aliens stole the 't'.
No, I did.

For golf, you understand.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
No, I did.

For golf, you understand.
goltf?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
goltf?
Yeah, have you never played?

Very much like golf, but nothing like it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
goltf?
Golft. The past tense of golf.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah. Maybe aliens stole the 't'.
Do I get 50 lashes with a wet Noodle for my misspelling? ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Do I get 50 lashes with a wet Noodle for my misspelling? ๐Ÿ˜•
No, only public ridicule.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Do I get 50 lashes with a wet Noodle for my misspelling? ๐Ÿ˜•
You always were into S & N

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
You always were into S & N
See new profile pic, Bettie gets mean. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Once I saw these two beings in central park at 2 am, yes folks they were Unidentified Fornicating Objects.

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