...walks into a pub.

This mushroom walks into a pub and up to the bar, the barman looks over the bar and down at the little mushroom and says..."you look like a fun-guy".

Originally posted by divegeester

This mushroom walks into a pub and up to the bar, the barman looks over the bar and down at the little mushroom and says..."you look like a fun-guy".

a fun guy walks into a room where two lovers are making out.

the fun guy asks "is this the mush toom?"

A neutron walks into a pub and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

A young man walks in a doctor's surgery;

Young man "Doctor, I keep thinking I 'm a bar of soap"

Doctor "Thats Lifebouy"

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ………....... soda.’
The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Oi! It's happy hour. What's with the long face?"

An Irishman walks out of a bar...
...wait, it could happen. 😕

Two blokes walk into a bar and one guy says 'I'll have a beer and the same for the donkey'. This goes on all night so the barman asks the other why his mate calls him a donkey. 'He aw...he aw...he always calls me that'

a priest a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar
the bartender says this has to be a bad joke

a string walks into a bar. the bartender sees him and says we don't serve strings here,you have to leave. so the string goes outside,rubs his ends on the sidewalk,and ties himself into a knot. when he goes back in,bartender asks aren't you the string i just kicked out of here? string says nope,i'm a frayed knot.

"a irish man, black guy, jew and pakistani walk into a bar.





what a fine example of an integrated community."

-bernard righton.

A guillotine executioner walks into a bar and orders a draft, he thanks the barman saying, "It's nice to see something with a head for a change".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asked 'why the long face?' to which the horse replied 'why the small dick?'.

Originally posted by Trev33
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asked 'why the long face?' to which the horse replied 'why the small dick?'.