What can and can't you do while peeing

I can have sex while peeing.

Golden shower!

Originally posted by slappy115
I can brush my teeth while peeing.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I can have sex while peeing.

you MUST be a woman

Originally posted by duecer
no problem, i rec'd it fer ya

Originally posted by Rapidfyre
And I rec'd it again because it made me throw up while laughing and I haven't done that before.

Originally posted by sonhouse
And wet your toothbrush at the same time🙂

Originally posted by slappy115
I do it because I like the taste and it makes my breathe smell fresh. 😛

Originally posted by Seitse
Kiss me, you fool!

I can sneeze while pissing, but my accuracy goes to Hell. 😞

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can sneeze while pissing, but my accuracy goes to Hell. 😞

In our bath rooms at work, there are chest high dividers between the urinals.

TWO times today, I peed next to a guy that used the divider as an arm rest. One guy also put his hand on the wall in front of him simultaneously.

I don't get this at all. My philosophy is the fewer things I touch in the viscinity of a urnial, the better. (true of all things in a public bathroom in my opinion).

Originally posted by slappy115
I can piss while drinking beer and making obscene phone calls to my girlfriend's sister.

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]I can

1. Hum
2. Fart
3. Stare at the roof
4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
5. Flush and try to pee all before the swirl ends

I can't

1. Speak on the phone
2. Cut my nails
3. Button my shirt
4. Eat a bun
5. Drink juice[/b]