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What can you fit in your bellybutton?

What can you fit in your bellybutton?

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YEAH BOY

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Originally posted by Seitse
Good alternative for a safe box.

Ever tried to place a grape and then pop it into your mouth, like in the Hot Shots movie?
When I develope my six pack stomach, I intend to launch a volkswagon beetle from my button.

HoH
Thug

Playing with matches

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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, tried separately, of course...

2 salted peanuts
1 cent coin
1/2 teaspoon of sugar
1 post-it, properly converted into a small paper ball
1/8 cookie (similar to an Oreo but with the cream licked off)
5 small blueberries

And you?
Jesus H. Christ - I've also got Jesus's Dad and the Holy Ghost in there. There's plenty of room to spare for more imaginary people as well.

Busygirl
The BOSS

in my own mind.

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Originally posted by Seitse
place a grape and then pop it into your mouth...
Eewww! Gross!

IC

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My belly button is a perfect holder for my Bic lighter. 😕

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
When I develope my six pack stomach, I intend to launch a volkswagon beetle from my button.
That can come in handy in the road when a flat tyre has to be changed!

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
My belly button is a perfect holder for my Bic lighter. 😕
I am picturing avant garde decoration ideas here.

You, belly up on the counter of a country bar, just wearing your boots, a lizard skin thong, and a sombrero covering your face. In your bellybutton, a Bic lighter for the clients to approach and light their cigs.

Classy!!

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