I tried to cyber-sex.
Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.
Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.
Subsequently I binded my stomach with duck-tape with the same objetive.
Then I worked on my seductive typing. I whispered such things as: "hey...darling...I'm looking for a piece tonight..."
and such lines as: "what's a chick like you doing in a farmyard of a chatroom like this?"
Finally I ended up muttering: "I'm rich. Do you want to shag me?"
However, I'm sure you're pleased to know that it all remained by attempts and the closest I came to sex was Bill typing to me: "If you losen that tape and bend over...I'll watch!"
EDIT: I switched seducive to seductive.
Originally posted by shavixmirBwahahahahahah!!!!
I tried to cyber-sex.
Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.
Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.
Subsequently I binded my stomach with duck-tape with the same objetive.
Then I worked on my seducive typing. I whispered such things as: "hey...darling. ...[text shortened]... came to sex was Bill typing to me: "If you losen that tape and bend over...I'll watch!"
I can see it now! Bleeccch!
Originally posted by shavixmiryou're lying, I can tell. I know what you were really doing: You were thinking about what you'll wear. In April. When you're coming to Heidelberg (Yes, I meant Heidelberg ... who needs stupid Stuttgart anyway?). I bet you even went out and bought new stuff. The only true thing about your post was the part about duct-tapeing your stomach... but you were just trying to see if it shows below clothing, all so you can impress me . Now don't I feel special. But rest assured... if you do come here, no matter what you wear... there are so many wierdos here, you'd probably look good no matter what. Unless you were wearing leather pants and suspenders... but probably even then 😉
I tried to cyber-sex.
Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.
Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.
Subsequently I binded my stomach with ...[text shortened]... over...I'll watch!"
EDIT: I switched seducive to seductive.
But hey, since I've uncovered your lies and ashamed you in front of the entire rhp-community... I'll buy you an ice-cream 😉
Angie 😛
Originally posted by angie88oh dear shav..disgraced infront of everyone at RHP! bad luck
you're lying, I can tell. I know what you were really doing: You were thinking about what you'll wear. In April. When you're coming to Heidelberg (Yes, I meant Heidelberg ... who needs stupid Stuttgart anyway?). I bet you even went out and bought new stuff. The only true thing about your post was the part about duct-tapeing your stomach... but you ...[text shortened]... d ashamed you in front of the entire rhp-community... I'll buy you an ice-cream 😉
Angie 😛
fred