What I wear in bed

Originally posted by apathist
Revealing a button. That our justice system is late nite fodder, shame on us.

Am innocent. Mostly.

You're okay with being abused, innocent or not? You'll do just fine in America's legal system.

Dead inmates. Try to get a number. Innocent inmates, try for a number again. The system is rotten.

We put more people behind bars per capita than the horrible countries do! Ha ha funny funny drop some soap.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Surprise sex is a good thing to wake up to,


........................unless you're in jail.

Well, I said it was a button.

Originally posted by apathist
We put more people behind bars per capita than the horrible countries do! Ha ha funny funny drop some soap.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
When you go to bed with a girl, you help her to undress.

After sex you dress only yourself.

The moral of the story?

No one wants to help you when you're fu@@~~+ed.

Originally posted by Trev33
After sex you're supposed to fall asleep.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Depends who you're with and how long you've got.

Originally posted by Kewpie

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Depends who you're with and how long you've got.

Originally posted by Trev33
Just noticed that you're a ginger haired Irishman who has probably never been laid in his life 😛

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
My hair is dark brown
and I go to town
when I want to party
I just get down

On the dance floor
I see them bitches
but they don't want to know
if you ain't got riches

I tell them hey baby
I'll do you no harm
shake your booty
baby take my arm

No matter if you're from the city
or the lush green farm
I'l blow you away with my Irish c ...[text shortened]... ome on pretty baby won't you take a chance
let's head to the exit and leave this dance.