Originally posted by Frank BurnsI need a little romance (and a valid credit card) before I tell you. What kind of a whore do you think I am?
Boxers, briefs, tighty whiteys, thongs, banana hammocks etc...
I wear nothing but boxers. Big brass ones. That way they match my testicles.
How about you boys and girls?
I live in Holland, but I am Scottish.
So lots of people ask me if I wear a kilt. Obviously this is the Dutch sense of humour, which is equal only to that of Germany...
Anyway, I tell them I'm half Scottish, to which they always reply: "Oh. You wear half (a) kilt then. Ha Ha Ha." (sounding very terminatorish whilst they do that, I may add).
To which I obviously answer: "No. I don't wear a kilt, the Scottish part of me just doesn't wear under pants."
The truth is, however, that it depends on whether I think I'm gonna get laid or not. If I think there's a fair chance of sex, I wear body-tight boxers (closed legged). But if I reckon there's a greater chance of the flying nun getting a good shagging, I'll just wear loose boxers (open legged).