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What Nationality is Jesus?

What Nationality is Jesus?

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He was a Republican


Originally posted by Sam The Sham
He was a Republican
You got it backwards, man...

Republicans think they are Him.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You got it backwards, man...

Republicans think they are Him.
Ergo, Sam the Sham is Jesus. Glad you cleared that up for me.

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Originally posted by irontigran
yes, he was actually jewish people.. and youd all be if it wasnt for him!!!!! thank god (literally!) ๐Ÿ˜‰
ok, too much fun im not going to get carried away.
Since when was 'Jewish' a nationality?

And if it wasnt for Jesus I'd be Jewish instead of English?!?!??!?!

I'd say he was an Israeli (doesnt the Bible say of the House of David?)with aspirations of becoming a Roman citizen. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
He was a Republican
he was a communist

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Originally posted by duecer
he was a communist
Thank God for that!

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Jesus never actually existed.

The name came around as a result of one of the earliest legal actions when a carpenter tried to sue several clients for non payment. Being more than a little drunk the clients chanted "hey sue us". As the chant sped up and the words mingled into one it soon started to sound like "Jesus" and the name was born.

The capenter to get his own back wrote a best selling novel called "The Bible" based around a central character called Jesus knowing he would screw mankind from then on.

Even today, this novel sells millions and screws people up.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Jesus never actually existed.

The name came around as a result of one of the earliest legal actions when a carpenter tried to sue several clients for non payment. Being more than a little drunk the clients chanted "hey sue us". As the chant sped up and the words mingled into one it soon started to sound like "Jesus" and the name was born.

The ...[text shortened]... nkind from then on.

Even today, this novel sells millions and screws people up.

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'If the light that is in them be darkness, how great is that darkness.'



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Although originally from Palestine I know live in southern Spain, in a small village called Setefilla just a short drive from Cordoba. It's lovely, you should drop by, bring some water and we'll get sloshed.

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He was from the city of Nazereth, near the sea of Galilee, his family was Jewish. As far as I know that fact is not disputed. But didn't he play baseball as one of the Alou brothers? He's got pretty good stats!

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Originally posted by duecer
he borrowed my weed wacker, and I havn't seen him since๐Ÿ˜•
So now you have to wack around the house by hand. ๐Ÿ™

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You got it backwards, man...

Republicans think they are Him.
Rec'd

So freakin true!

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I don't know that much about him.

he was born, he died, he came back to life again.

hey! Jesus was a Zombie.

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I am wondering just what the point of the question might be. How much can it matter what nationality was involved?
I am an avid atheist, but I once heard a believer state his position quite succinctly by saying, "God said it, Christ did it, I believe it, That settles it!"
I doubt that he would have been interested in the nationality of his Saviour.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
I don't know that much about him.

he was born, he died, he came back to life again.

hey! Jesus was a Zombie.
Jesus lived in Zambia?

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