12 Mar 08
Originally posted by Mephisto2😀 ----------------------------------------------------------------- 😀
Two philosophers meeting in the morning.
A: "Hey, I missed you last night at the club!"
B: "Didn't you see me then?"
A: "No, of course not, I wouldn't have asked if I did"
B: "If you didn't see me, how would you know I wasn't there?"
12 Mar 08
Originally posted by WoodgieAble to relate... as we were the last family in our neighborhood to get a TV (squinty small, second hand black and white) but my pal Dave's
The television (or it was in my home anyway albeit black and white).
😉
kind mother and father, across the street, extended an open invitation to my younger brothers and I to come over to watch the Lone Ranger
from 6:00-7:00pm on Saturday nights. 🙂
16 Mar 08
On the Bench At Walgreens
People
I hate people
Stop walking in front of me
Shoes sliding, talking nonsense
Do you not see the cars?
They do not see you
Crosswalks
Not enforced
Children
Not enforced
There is not enough candy to shut that child up
People
I hate people
Busy day, for them
Splashing the melted snow
Forgetting how white it once was
They walk
They shuffle
Click, clack screams their shoes
Where are their eyes?
Homeless guy sees them too
They do not see him
Ignorance is bliss
Hearing the crinkle of the money change hands from mine to his
Can $5 change his life?
Changes mine, at least for a day
People
I hate people
Dave
16 Mar 08
Originally posted by Mephisto2We had a situtation like that at work back in the day...Supervisor was looking for a guy for awhile and when he finally found him he asked him where he was and he said..
Two philosophers meeting in the morning.
A: "Hey, I missed you last night at the club!"
B: "Didn't you see me then?"
A: "No, of course not, I wouldn't have asked if I did"
B: "If you didn't see me, how would you know I wasn't there?"
"I was in the bathroom"
"Which bathroom?"
And the great reply..."Which ones did you check?"
Dave
17 Mar 08
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Originally posted by nmdavidbWell made, Dave. Could wish I had written at least the three memorable lines...
On the Bench At Walgreens
People
I hate people
Stop walking in front of me
Shoes sliding, talking nonsense
Do you not see the cars?
They do not see you
Crosswalks
Not enforced
Children
Not enforced
There is not enough candy to shut that child up
People
I hate people
Busy day, for them
Splashing the melted snow
Forgetting how white it on ...[text shortened]...
Can $5 change his life?
Changes mine, at least for a day
People
I hate people
Dave
"Hearing the crinkle of the money... changes mine, at least for a day."
🙂
17 Mar 08
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Originally posted by nmdavidbHey, Dave, how about helping coquette and the rest of the faithful
Thanks coquette
I am not very good at this stuff...would rather just tell jokes and all...but when you have the P.L. of Colorado as a professor...he expects a little more.
Dave
scribes in sustaining the momentum of our "Great 21st Century Novel."
We ask little... maybe just a surprise line or two now and then.
Thanks. 🙂
Edit: Sure could use an infusion of some genuine humor.
17 Mar 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyEXCUSE ME?
Hey, Dave, how about helping coquette and the rest of the faithful
scribes in sustaining the momentum of our "Great 21st Century Novel."
We ask little... maybe just a surprise line or two now and then.
Thanks. 🙂
Edit: Sure could use an infusion of some genuine humor.