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What's on Your Bedside Nightstand?

What's on Your Bedside Nightstand?

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Plus it's just so damn cool to have a gun in your hand.
Ever empty a clip into your bedroom door then find out it was just your wife going for a glass of water?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Ever empty a clip into your bedroom door then find out it was just your wife going for a glass of water?
No but she had occasion to grab it once when I was out of town and at 2 AM she was awakened by some scruffy looking douchebag peering in the bedroom window.

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Lamp.
Alarm clock.
Glass of water.
Box of tissues.
Three books:
Bible
Art of War
I Am America (And So Can You!)

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I dont really have one.

I keep a alarmclock close to my bed tho.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Lamp.
Alarm clock.
Glass of water.
Box of tissues.
Three books:
Bible
Art of War <---------------------------------------------------- ?
I Am America (And So Can You!)
By Carl Von Clausewitz? In my opinion, this slender volume ranks as one of the most valuable and overlooked windows on chess ever written.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
By Carl Von Clausewitz? In my opinion, this slender volume ranks as one of the most valuable and overlooked windows on chess ever written.
Sun Tzu?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
By Carl Von Clausewitz? In my opinion, this slender volume ranks as one of the most valuable and overlooked windows on chess ever written.
Clausewitz wrote Vom Krieg or On War.

Sun Tzu wrote the Art of War.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Lamp.

Candle

Scientific American magazine

Ticket stub from TERMINATOR: SALVATION

Giftcard for 10 bucks to Longhorn

Cell phone, charging

Hair band (not the 90's kind, the kind that girls use in hair)

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Oh, yes, my alarm clock. It's there.

I set my time 25 minutes ahead. Then I set my wake time 25 minutes behind. Does this make sense to you people?

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
No but she had occasion to grab it once when I was out of town and at 2 AM she was awakened by some scruffy looking douchebag peering in the bedroom window.
I found a thug standing next to my night stand the other night. He was still there in the morning. He just wasn't breathing anymore. Thank you Sig P220 .45 cal. 15 + 1. I've taken to leaving my doors and windows unlocked when i'm home. it was so much fun. I'm sooo scared ! I needed an extra large spackling knife to remove goo from my ceiling. He had his funeral wake in a closed casket.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Clausewitz wrote Vom Krieg or On War.

Sun Tzu wrote the Art of War.
Yes, Red, I'm familiar with both. Took a guess as to which one might be on Raven's nightstand.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Oh, yes, my alarm clock. It's there.

I set my time 25 minutes ahead. Then I set my wake time 25 minutes behind. Does this make sense to you people?
I guess, as long as you're able to fool yourself... when I did stuff like that I used to sit and think about the math and figure times out and that woke me up.

Next I realized exactly what time it really was and the illusion vanished.

Next I learned a valuable lesson. Responsibility.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes, Red, I'm familiar with both. Took a guess as to which one might be on Raven's nightstand.
Art of War is much better.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I guess, as long as you're able to fool yourself... when I did stuff like that I used to sit and think about the math and figure times out and that woke me up.

Next I realized exactly what time it really was and the illusion vanished.

Next I learned a valuable lesson. Responsibility.

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I have an extra 25 minutes every morning! 😛

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I have an extra 25 minutes every morning! 😛
That's an extra 25 minutes to sleep I eventually realized.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Art of War is much better.
Read "On War" in my formative twenties. It was a birthday gift from E.M. Reubens one of my esteemed mentors. Opened "Art of War" decades later.

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