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Originally posted by Nyxie
That explanation was too short so it must be wrong. Know-it-alls are suposed to be long winded and boorish.

Now explain why time is relevant to gravity. And do try harder this time.
I'm sorry, that's outside my fields of speciality. I'm a know it all so long as "all" is carefully defined.

But, taking a wild stab in the dark, I'd say that it takes time to notice the effects of gravity. Something like that.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
That irratating butterfly, make it stop moving, it's distracting me!

O yeah know it all. Explain to me why rubber wears off tires but it does'nt build up on the road? Huh, go on.
if you want to stop a avatar moving press escape on your keyboard and it will stop moving!

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
time = tyme

tyme = tyne

The Tyne is a river. Rivers have water. Water is wet.

wet = the wetbacked salamander

And of course as everyone knows salamanders are native to areas with gravity.
Hey, who asked YOU anyway? This thread is about ME! Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me ME!!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
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Holy crap, he's RIGHT! That was something I didn't know. Outside my speciality again.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
time = tyme

tyme = tyne

The Tyne is a river. Rivers have water. Water is wet.

wet = the wetbacked salamander

And of course as everyone knows salamanders are native to areas with gravity.
I refute that time = tyne. I ask for proof. I also object to your term wetback. I used to hear that all the time in california.

Salamanders are just trying to make a living like the rest of us gravity dwellers.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
I refute that time = tyne. I ask for proof. I also object to your term wetback. I used to hear that all the time in california.

Salamanders are just trying to make a living like the rest of us gravity dwellers.
Ah yes you are right. California does indeed run on it's own system of gravity laws. They have to you see. Otherwise the entire state would be sucked into the pectoral muscles of its governator.

As for time = tyne I thought I had shown that empirically in my proof but for those struggling with the course material I give you this alternate proof:

Now with the drops of this most balmy time,
My love looks fresh, and Death to me subscribes,
Since, spite of him, I'll live in this poor rhyme,

In this sonnet Shakespeare does not refer to time but to the river tyne whose waters were said to clear the vision. Shakespeare is always right (see suplemental proof IV) so therefore Time = Tyne.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Ah yes you are right. California does indeed run on it's own system of gravity laws. They have to you see. Otherwise the entire state would be sucked into the pectoral muscles of its governator.

As for time = tyne I thought I had shown that empirically in my proof but for those struggling with the course material I give you this alternate proof:

Now ...[text shortened]... the vision. Shakespeare is always right (see suplemental proof IV) so therefore Time = Tyne.

Shakespeare killed off most of his characters.

He was also more then one person, so I'm starting to get a sense of mulitple personalities, or at least multiple timelimes. Therefore many timelines cannot equal one salamander swimming upriver. Maybe many salamanders swimming up many rivers over a period of time. Maybe enough salamanders to equal a mass greater then the gravity well of the closest local mass. This should'nt be posible in our timeline or reality because no rivers exist larger then our closest local mass, Earth.

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Maybe it's not a salamander. Maybe it's a newt.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Shakespeare killed off most of his characters.

He was also more then one person, so I'm starting to get a sense of mulitple personalities, or at least multiple timelimes. Therefore many timelines cannot equal one salamander swimming upri ...[text shortened]... because no rivers exist larger then our closest local mass, Earth.
Ah you see now you thinking quantum. Where nothing makes sense and everything is crazy. Is the salamader swimming upstream or down? You don't know until you look. Until you do it's swimming both up and downstream.

Originally posted by orfeo
Maybe it's not a salamander. Maybe it's a newt.

Now you're just being silly.

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I should have mentioned, of course, that time is a Tori Amos song. Actually it's a Tom Waits song covered by Tori, but she makes her cover versions so distinctly her own that it might as well be a Tori Amos song.

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Originally posted by orfeo
I should have mentioned, of course, that time is a Tori Amos song. Actually it's a Tom Waits song covered by Tori, but she makes her cover versions so distinctly her own that it might as well be a Tori Amos song.
I'M A TORSO

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'M A TORSO
I bet you've been preparing that one all night.

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Originally posted by orfeo
I bet you've been preparing that one all night.
Moment of Insight.
(It's kind of like a Moment of Inertia except with less spinning)

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Do you think that anyone else will come along and read this thread, and try to work out what was going on?

I hope so. I'd like to think I made a difference in the world.

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Originally posted by orfeo
Do you think that anyone else will come along and read this thread, and try to work out what was going on?

I hope so. I'd like to think I made a difference in the world.
And world peace.

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