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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

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Originally posted by orfeo
Couldn't have put it better myself. Rec.
Christ! You're so easily impressed.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Christ! You're so easily impressed.
On the contrary, I rec'd you because you saved me the trouble of finding the thread again myself. And because you said all that needed to be said.

You certainly don't easily impress me, I'm fairly confident that's the first rec I've given you. It appears other people have been impressed more easily on at least 136 occasions.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
If the chicken came first it must have come from an egg and an egg must have come from a chicken and that chicken must have come from an egg...😕

The Chicken came first..

As the egg couldn't.. Get it? get it? 😉

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Originally posted by Peachy

The Chicken came first..

As the egg couldn't.. Get it? get it? 😉
It was fake.

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Originally posted by Peachy

The Chicken came first..

As the egg couldn't.. Get it? get it? 😉
It's been done. You're not funny.

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Originally posted by Coconut
It's been done. You're not funny.
Neither are you for that matter..

Did you know that less people are killed by shark attacks every year, than falling coconuts?

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i can confirm that the chicken came first. i had $100 on the egg. should have known, i guess - eggs don't even have legs...:'(

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Originally posted by Peachy
Neither are you for that matter..

Did you know that less people are killed by shark attacks every year, than falling coconuts?
http://ginnybonk.blogspot.com/2005/06/death-by-coconut-it-could-happen-to.html

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Originally posted by orfeo
On the contrary, I rec'd you because you saved me the trouble of finding the thread again myself. And because you said all that needed to be said.

You certainly don't easily impress me, I'm fairly confident that's the first rec I've given you. It appears other people have been impressed more easily on at least 136 occasions.
Cor! You do go on, don't you?

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Originally posted by Coconut
I'm going to open a huge can right here and tell you all why you can't figure this out.

Because evolution isn't true. You're all proving it to yourselves right here as you ponder how/when a non-chicken becomes a chicken. The question doesn't matter, because that step never happened, because chickens were created chickens have always been chickens. Some attributes about them can change, yes, but they have always been of the chicken species.
There's nothing in your can!
Even in your stated case you can't be sure the egg wasn't "created" first.

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Who came first? Adam or Eve? 😉

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Who came first? Adam or Eve? 😉
After God was done creating the entire universe, he met with Adam and Eve. He told them that he had 2 abilities left to give to humans. Each of them could have one, but they would have to work it out themselves.

"The first is the ability to stand and pee"

Immediately Adam jumped up and begged for it "Oh please Lord. I could really use that one! I could be working in the fields, and just be able to go right there. It would make everything so much better. Please Please Please," as he jumped around looking back and forth from God to Eve.

"If he wants it that bad, let him have it," Eve says.

"As you like, Adam" and God granted him the ability to stand and pee. "What do I have left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms."

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