Originally posted by BowmannOn the contrary, I rec'd you because you saved me the trouble of finding the thread again myself. And because you said all that needed to be said.
Christ! You're so easily impressed.
You certainly don't easily impress me, I'm fairly confident that's the first rec I've given you. It appears other people have been impressed more easily on at least 136 occasions.
Originally posted by orfeoCor! You do go on, don't you?
On the contrary, I rec'd you because you saved me the trouble of finding the thread again myself. And because you said all that needed to be said.
You certainly don't easily impress me, I'm fairly confident that's the first rec I've given you. It appears other people have been impressed more easily on at least 136 occasions.
Originally posted by CoconutThere's nothing in your can!
I'm going to open a huge can right here and tell you all why you can't figure this out.
Because evolution isn't true. You're all proving it to yourselves right here as you ponder how/when a non-chicken becomes a chicken. The question doesn't matter, because that step never happened, because chickens were created chickens have always been chickens. Some attributes about them can change, yes, but they have always been of the chicken species.
Even in your stated case you can't be sure the egg wasn't "created" first.
Originally posted by jimslyp69After God was done creating the entire universe, he met with Adam and Eve. He told them that he had 2 abilities left to give to humans. Each of them could have one, but they would have to work it out themselves.
Who came first? Adam or Eve? 😉
"The first is the ability to stand and pee"
Immediately Adam jumped up and begged for it "Oh please Lord. I could really use that one! I could be working in the fields, and just be able to go right there. It would make everything so much better. Please Please Please," as he jumped around looking back and forth from God to Eve.
"If he wants it that bad, let him have it," Eve says.
"As you like, Adam" and God granted him the ability to stand and pee. "What do I have left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms."