09 Sep 13
I was once told by a very attractive girl for whom I felt unrequited love that I looked like Nicholas Cage. I was tickled pink at the time, being an overexcited teenage schoolboy who thought Cage was edgy and brilliant. Now I half wonder if she was subtly insulting me (she was quite sophisticated compared to the average young person in my small town, and played the flute very well, I believe). If so, I forgive her. The man has starred in a sorry string of terrible Hollywood turkeys and appears to be a completely one-dimensional actor. How his career keeps going I have no idea.
