08 Apr 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI like Hide the Hamster better.
I'd run for the hills Freddie, you don't want Darv trying to play hide the soap with you.
Well Freddie is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a$$es
[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking a$s hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last abut five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their w-ds together dead hamsters up their a$$es
Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to f-lch their partner's a$$hole of the sp-rm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a$$es
Take this post away, Mr. Moderator.
08 Apr 05
Originally posted by darvlayI've said it once, and I'll say it again, you sir, are one sick puppy.
I like Hide the Hamster better.
Well Freddie is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They al ...[text shortened]... ey all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a$$es
Take this post away, Mr. Moderator.
