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Why are Saturdays so slow?

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
I've been thinking of changing my handle here to "Fresh Prince". What's up with that?
I have this overriding urge to type

"why don't you change your handle to 'a knob' "

But i wont.......it would be rude 😛

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Steve, Mike, Chip, Ernie & Robby, stay the hell away from Mark.
I used to sell Hollywood maps to the homes of the stars. Very special Hollywood maps. "Holmes, Lowell and Longfellow lie buried in Mount Auburn..."

The folks at Forest Lawn are especially well preserved. Apprarently the morticians administer a special formula, because you never know when the next big call will come in -- and I'm not talking about the Last Trump. Think Sunset Boulevard. I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. Demille (glub glub).

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
It's odd, but lately, even though I have half a dozen or so chess chess games going simultaneously, none of my opponents plays on Saturday. And it isn't the same set of opponents either (nominally, anyway), over time. Have I stumbled into a Hasidic chess site where chess is off-limits on the Sabbath?
Sunday here.Send me a game.

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This editor sure is quirky. I had originally put my "glub glub" in brackets (or whatever those symbols above the comma and period keys are), only to find that glubs and brackets disappeared from the posted message.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Steve, Mike, Chip, Ernie & Robby, stay the hell away from Mark.
OK, now I feel old thinking about how the "kids" are now old men. 😕

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
OK, now I feel old thinking about how the "kids" are now old men. 😕
Pipe down and pass the Geritol. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Pipe down and pass the Geritol. 😞
As soon as I find my walker. It makes it easier to get out of the rocker.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Pipe down and pass the gerbil. 😞
Fixed. Now you sound young, hip and open to new experiences.

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well it's sunday now.

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