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Gavin Friday's rendition of 'Baltimore Whores'.



'Slew' for the rhyme ('slimey slough', 'hoary crew'; quite old English lyrics) though Friday's Irish so maybe that too.

In Vermont they say 'slew' (I think the Bryant River is in Vermont): as in 'a frosty slough': http://www.watersheds.org/nature/slough.htm

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I think the Middle English 'slughe' says it best, don't you?
How do you read that?

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Originally posted by Palynka
How do you read that?
I'd read it 'slur-che', with the 'ch' pronounced as in German (eg. einfach, Bach).

The elision of the guttural accounts for the spelling of words like 'night'.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Read the first line of my post again. Slowly.
why? did you edit it so that it would sound less defensive and uptight and more actually amused?

admit it: you over-reacted to my light-hearted initial post in this thread. now, ask yourself why.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
why? did you edit it so that it would sound less defensive and uptight and more actually amused?

admit it: you over-reacted to my light-hearted initial post in this thread. now, ask yourself why.
What would you consider a wild holiday destination?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How do people from Slough pronounce Slough? I've heard it pronounced Sloo, is that correct?
سلوف

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Originally posted by Blackamp
why? did you edit it so that it would sound less defensive and uptight and more actually amused?

admit it: you over-reacted to my light-hearted initial post in this thread. now, ask yourself why.
My initial reaction was a one liner. That it was enough to expose you doesn't make it an overreaction.

The rest is puppeteering.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What would you consider a wild holiday destination?
well, i quite like the sound of this one that my travel agent told me about last week. i'll quote from the brochure:

'Our Waziristan Resort, located somewhere in the most anarchic corner of Pakistan, can only be reached by parachute drop. You'll be flown to the drop point in our luxury-appointed Lockheed Martin C130-J Super Hercules (escorted by two USAF F-18s), where you'll take the plunge into your wild adventure holiday. At night. At low altitude. Armed only with a Bowie knife.

You'll navigate your way through the difficult terrain to the resort using only compass, the stars and a contour map, while avoiding the numerous Islamic extremists patrolling the area. Once at the resort, you'll want to stock up on supplies, so you'll overcome the guard at the supply hut. Don't forget to appropriate his AK-47, Glock 9, and Kevlar jacket - you'll need those later. Inside the hut you'll find everything you need for the fun to come: snow-white coke for those energy-packed moments, grass for when it's time to chill, ecstasy for when you want to hit the dance floor, and of course your selection of alcoholic beverages and mixers.

Now it's time to get down to business. Your next objective is to liberate a bevy of beautiful and consummately skilled Thai bar girls who were kidnapped from a Pattaya club a year ago, and cruelly deprived of sex ever since. Succeed, and you can be sure they will love you long time.

By now, you'll probably just want to chill for a while...'

It goes on, but you get the idea.

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Originally posted by Palynka

The rest is puppeteering.
i guess you must enjoy dangling on the ends of those strings. that's why you come back for more. or are you the kind of puppet that only comes to life with someone's hand up his bum?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i guess you must enjoy dangling on the ends of those strings. that's why you come back for more. or are you the kind of puppet that only comes to life with someone's hand up his bum?
Ooooh!

Homosexual innuendo! Now you've REALLY insulted him.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i guess you must enjoy dangling on the ends of those strings. that's why you come back for more. or are you the kind of puppet that only comes to life with someone's hand up his bum?
Let me see:

You acknowledged the validity of my clearly superior logical skills.
You were forced to admit your personal nerdiness and social inadequacies.
You could only muster parrot-like repetition as a retort.

And yet you think you are playing me? 😵

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Originally posted by Crowley
Ooooh!

Homosexual innuendo! Now you've REALLY insulted him.
In fact, that would probably be the only possible way he could provide me with more enjoyment. Unfortunately for him, I don't do nerds.

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Originally posted by Palynka
In fact, that would probably be the only possible way he could provide me with more enjoyment. Unfortunately for him, I don't do nerds.
In fact, that would probably be the only possible way he could provide me with more enjoyment.

so, you admit that homosexual action gives you pleasure. well, sorry but i don't swing that way myself😏

Unfortunately for him, I don't do nerds.

but you do do male non-nerds?

as i said, you're out of luck. my train doesn't stop at that station.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
[b]In fact, that would probably be the only possible way he could provide me with more enjoyment.

so, you admit that homosexual action gives you pleasure. well, sorry but i don't swing that way myself😏

Unfortunately for him, I don't do nerds.

but you do do male non-nerds?

as i said, you're out of luck. my train doesn't stop at that station.[/b]
Oh my, do you think being called a homosexual offends me?

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