Originally posted by FabianFnas- warrenty coupon for the afterlife, looking somewhat like: http://www.rebathnh.com/_images//golden_ticket.jpg
I give you quality. What can you get for a lousy $50?
- a bag of peanuts
- a flashlight incase there is no light in the afterlife and you want to see something (batteries excluded)
- sunglases incase there is too much light
- a huge wooden cross to make fun of jezus
- a box with 50 pushpins
- 10 pieces of toilet paper
- a supercool badge with your name on it (if your name is john).