Words You Love to Hear

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
"We don't need to do the rectal exam after all."

"I'm sorry, but the building burned down; you'll have to take a paid month off while we rebuild."

"You know those two dangerous escaped convicts everyone was so worried about? They killed each other in a knife fight."

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I'll be right there and you better be...

You look a lot like Channing Tatum, only much better looking.

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Originally posted by st dominics preview
indeed...words I would LOVE to hear!

"It's soup time." lol

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"It's soup time." lol

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You are too kind. Thanks.

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"Honey...."

Anecdote: An attractive neighbor recently celebrated her birthday with family and friends at a nearby restaurant. Few days later, as an expression of thanks for my gift, she gave me an expensive jar of 100% pure honey. Last night she called to ask my opinion on an unrelated local issue, then said: "By the way, how's my honey?" She burst into laughter when I said:Reveal Hidden Content

"You're good to go." -Tony

(An electronics department employee at Wal-Mart with his permission on our phone call moments ago)