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World War soon... finally! Oh, joy!

World War soon... finally! Oh, joy!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why would I do that? Is that how you envision yourself?

I'll be under a cozy blanket, reading Penthouse magazine, snacking
on my unlimited stash of Mountain Dew and Doritos, cowardly waiting
for the world to end so I can bravely found it all over again from a
scratch.

The American way, baby, yeah!
But still in a deep hole going 'let's you and HIM fight'....

Then you get out of your hole and find the only woman available to be the new Adam and Even went through the North Carolina sterilization program......

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Then you get out of your hole and find the only woman available to be the new Adam and Even went through the North Carolina sterilization program......
Are you already intoxicated? At this time of the day?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you already intoxicated? At this time of the day?
Intoxicated on life. I was just trying to put a pinprick in your little fantasy.

(Come on, waiting for the joke around that word)....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Intoxicated on life. I was just trying to put a pinprick in your little fantasy.

(Come on, waiting for the joke around that word)....
Nah, too cheap. My jokes ought to be tasteless and confusing, not
witty and enjoyable.

So, for how long have you been clean? Myself, 6 years now.

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Yesterday afternoon, just before the closing bell at the TSE, I had my stockbroker buy a "few" shares of McDonnell Douglas.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Apocalyptic scenario part II:

President Trump, in a fit of patriotic rage, bombs Iran back to the stone age (and No. Korea too, just for good measure). Sect’y of Defense Sarah Palin then bombs So. Korea back to the stone age (because she still doesn’t know which is which). In retaliation, China stops exporting rare earth metals. Without rare earth metals, wo ...[text shortened]... hout having fired a shot.

PS In the year 2075 Volkswagen finally fixes the diesel engine problem.
moonbus, unfortunately you're in the minority, in terms of being an insightful and highly capable contributor to this online public forum.
Thanks again for being here.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Yesterday afternoon, just before the closing bell at the TSE, I had my stockbroker buy a "few" shares of McDonnell Douglas.
Suggested Correction:"few" share$ of McDonnell Douglas."

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by sonhouse
Intoxicated on life. I was just trying to put a pinprick in your little fantasy.

(Come on, waiting for the joke around that word)....
Your sense of humor with octane is first class.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
moonbus, unfortunately you're in the minority, in terms of being an insightful and highly capable contributor to this online public forum.
Thanks again for being here.
Within the last 2 hours, as I write, police detonated a suspicious object where I live (Bern, Switzerland). It was probably just a forgotten suitcase, but everyone is on edge after Paris, the Russian jet liner, and Tunis.

http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/bern/story/Bombenalarm-am-Bahnhof-Bern-20022065

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Originally posted by moonbus
Within the last 2 hours, as I write, police detonated a suspicious object where I live (Bern, Switzerland). It was probably just a forgotten suitcase, but everyone is on edge after Paris, the Russian jet liner, and Tunis.

http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/bern/story/Bombenalarm-am-Bahnhof-Bern-20022065
A similar thing happened where i live in North London last Friday. Some chap had left a brief case outside of Nero's, and they blew it up.

*Edit: I meant of course that the police blew it up, not the staff from the coffee shop.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
A similar thing happened where i live in North London last Friday. Some chap had left a brief case outside of Nero's, and they blew it up.

*Edit: I meant of course that the police blew it up, not the staff from the coffee shop.
Thankfully, Law Enforcement "Never sleeps".

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Originally posted by moonbus
Within the last 2 hours, as I write, police detonated a suspicious object where I live (Bern, Switzerland). It was probably just a forgotten suitcase, but everyone is on edge after Paris, the Russian jet liner, and Tunis.

http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/bern/story/Bombenalarm-am-Bahnhof-Bern-20022065
Please take safety precautions. Be well, my friend.

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Oh my goodness, take your saccharine blandness elsewhere, windbag.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh my goodness, take your saccharine blandness elsewhere, windbag.
"About @Seitse:
Yo, fam, name is bodhisattva, lil' bodhisattva and imma tell you how enlightenment is reached.

Enlightenment is reached hustling, fo sho, I tells ya. You tell bae she ain't got no choice but to shake the money maker and bring the dough back to the crib.

She ain't game? Smack it. No dissin' bro."

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"About @Seitse:
Yo, fam, name is bodhisattva, lil' bodhisattva and imma tell you how enlightenment is reached.

Enlightenment is reached hustling, fo sho, I tells ya. You tell bae she ain't got no choice but to shake the money maker and bring the dough back to the crib.

She ain't game? Smack it. No dissin' bro."
Copy paste. So tedious and predictable.

How does it feel to be a hypocrite? Do people know that you're
untrustworthy and a backstabber? I hope nobody is sharing personal
details with you.

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