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@very-rusty said
'screws', a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

-VR
Yes, I think we all know that but so what, it's got nothing to do with the joke.

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@indonesia-phil said
Yes, I think we all know that but so what, it's got nothing to do with the joke.
Yes, actually it does if you re-read the joke, as the poster said if it has to be explained you just don't get it!

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@moonbus said
THE LYING SEXIST MISOGYNIST TROLL INDONESIA PHIL CLAIMS NOT TO KNOW WHAT 'SCREWING' HAS TO DO WITH ASSAULT !
Did you get that out of the Duchess handbook? 😉

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@indonesia-phil said
A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
The version I heard was that the perpetrator was working in the asylum laundry.
He raped 2 co-workers and escaped.
The headline was:
Nut screws washers and bolts

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@very-rusty said
Yes, actually it does if you re-read the joke, as the poster said if it has to be explained you just don't get it!

-VR
Well let's analyze the joke then, shall we?

The inmate of the asylum is 'nuts', they escape, they 'bolt' and then....They commit an assault, they 'screw'? What has this to do with slang terms for prison warders? If you don't have the wit to enter discussions, may I suggest that you don't enter them.

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@indonesia-phil said
Well let's analyze the joke then, shall we?

The inmate of the asylum is 'nuts', they escape, they 'bolt' and then....They commit an assault, they 'screw'? What has this to do with slang terms for prison warders? If you don't have the wit to enter discussions, may I suggest that you don't enter them.
Nothing to do with prison wardons, it is the guards who are called screws....LOL...I just don't think you're going to get this one.

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@very-rusty said
Nothing to do with prison wardons, it is the guards who are called screws....LOL...I just don't think you're going to get this one.
As irrelevant to the joke sir as you are to this forum.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
As irrelevant to the joke sir as you are to this forum.
You're irrelevant goad! 😛

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@very-rusty said
You're irrelevant goad! 😛

-VR
I think you meant to write 'irreverent:'

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I think you meant to write 'irreverent:'

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Only to those with bad taste! 😛 😉

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@Indonesia-Phil
I guess you never watched Cell Block H.....

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@sonhouse said
@Indonesia-Phil
I guess you never watched Cell Block H.....
Is it worth watching?

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We were hooked on Prisoner Cell Block H for years till it disappeared mostly in the US, still around though, Aussie show.

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