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@hand-of-hecate saidI'll have to give this some thought...
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI’ll back up the wood chipper.
I'll have to give this some thought...
@patzering saidI can’t get rid of the image of you “using your junk” to open pickle jars, dust the furniture, and otherwise take care of household chores. Very versatile.
Better luck next time.
I'm keeping my junk.
I use it way too much to even think about cutting it off to save some people who ain't paying my rent.
Now if there was a dollar amount to discuss 🤔...I'm open to some offers.
So are we talking $10M to cure cancer with your Dick?
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16 Aug 19
@hand-of-hecate said"feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month." ...obviously
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.
16 Aug 19
@hand-of-hecate saidThe same puppy every time or a different one?
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.
16 Aug 19
@hand-of-hecate said10 million?
I can’t get rid of the image of you “using your junk” to open pickle jars, dust the furniture, and otherwise take care of household chores. Very versatile.
So are we talking $10M to cure cancer with your Dick?
They can have my junk and an arm for 10 million.
16 Aug 19
@patzering saidHow are you going to open pickle jars then?!
10 million?
They can have my junk and an arm for 10 million.
16 Aug 19
@hand-of-hecate saidI didn't think that far ahead 🤔
How are you going to open pickle jars then?!
Damn it!
God hates me.
16 Aug 19
@patzering saidThe solution is simple you hold the pickle jar sitting down between your thighs gripping it then use the arm you have left to open the jar!! 😉
I didn't think that far ahead 🤔
Damn it!
God hates me.
-VR
16 Aug 19
@hand-of-hecate saidVR lives in an upscale part of town
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.
it would be a move up for me to live next door to him
plus I could keep an eye on him
16 Aug 19
@patzering saidJust get one of your many servants to open it.
I didn't think that far ahead 🤔
Damn it!
God hates me.