01 Dec 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWow, that also reminds me of this one occasion I heard about when Phlab and Darvin got together.
Okay, no more sexual deviance for darvlay....
Philabibit and darvlay were camping together(and no, despite the rumors, no hot man on man sex was involved). They pitched their tent under the stars, knock down a couple of beers and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Phlabby wakes darvlay up and asks, "darv, look up at the stars, a ...[text shortened]... len our tent."
This just goes to show you that a darvlay in hand is worth two in the bush.
One day Phlab and Darvin sat down to enjoy their favourite lunch of fish and chips. Just as they were about to tuck in, Phlab suddenly stood up and shouted.
"Darvin stand up!"
Confused, Darvin stood up.
"Darvin! Drop your trousers!" he barked.
Worried, Darvin loosened his belt and dropped his trousers.
"Darvin! Bend over!" Phlab ordered.
Darvin bent over.
Phlab then plucked the wedge of lemon from Darvin's plate and shoved it straight up Darvin's ar€e.
Darvin screamed "In God's name Phlabibit, what on earth are you doing?"
To which Phlab calmly replied "A lemon-entry my dear Darvin ... a lemon-entry ..."
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