Your hair

Originally posted by FMF
I get mine cut twice a year - always by the same person (for about the last 10 years, anyway). So twice a year, my hair is brutally short but then grows to about collar length, twice.

Your hair?

I cut my own hair. What's left of it. Too thin on top anymore to grow out without looking like bozo the clown. Cut by shears to a quarter inch about once a month. It's still dark brown, but my beard, which I have shaved maybe five times in the last thirty years, is gray. Kept short.

Can't help about the shape I'm in
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
Don't ask me what I think of you
Might not give the answer that you want me to...😉