There are so many embarassing moments in my life that I could fill a book with them.
Not to worry though, I have a funny feeling there's gonna be a post about that pretty soon.
Yesterday though (whilst I'm 'thoughing' through this post, I may as well add the lastest blunder in my life) I picked up a a friend's freshly painted warhammer figure as he was busy painting a new one.
I'm forever being called clumsy and what-not and I picked it up to prove that I'm not forever breaking pieces of other peoples models.
And...
No. I didn't break an arm, a sword or a leg off!
I did, however, drop it in a pot of glue.
In my junior year of high shool I once spilled some water from the drinking fountain onto the front of my sweat pants during PE class. It just so happened that on this day the girls PE class was going to be in the gymnasium with us. While messing around I allowed myself to be rolled up into a wrestling mat (hell if I remember why. I guess it was just funny at the time). Lo and behold, some......(ahem) guy starts spouting off to the girls that I had peed my pants, unrolls the wrestling mat....and I think you can guess how that looked!
Wasn't exactly the confidence boost a 15 year old needs. On the bright side, the "gentlemen" who thought this was funny got to find out what toilet water tastes like later on in the locker room. What can I say? If he is to broadcast that I don't know where my urine is supposed to go, he should atleast be so kind as to show me the proper place (albeit, being held upside down against his will). While I might not have gotten any dates around that time, atleast I got some satisfaction. 😀