“Fathered thread” #5

@suzianne said
You set up 'stupid' roadblocks everywhere I go.

I have no idea what this means.

@suzianne said
And I don't have an imaginary motorbike.

You do, you also had the imaginary helmet stollen and you then imagined leaving the bike parked up all night as you couldn’t ride it home without a lid.

In the morning you came back and Jesus had turned it into a unicorn.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
He whines when ignored and even goes as far as to request to join a club he knows will reject him, just to get some kind of reaction.

I think you and I should consider burying the hatchet.
Perhaps a friendly chat over a game of chess would facilitate talks about talks.

@divegeester said
You’re doing it now!

This is pursuit?

You think this is pursuit?

No wonder you can't pull even grandmas.

I'm thinking you're the one "doing it now".

@divegeester said
I have no idea what this means.

Sure you do.

@suzianne said
This is pursuit?

You think this is pursuit?

No wonder you can't pull even grandmas.

I'm thinking you're the one "doing it now".

If I bore you then don’t talk talk to me. If you get some sort of sweaty satisfaction from replying to my every post then continue. I don’t mind either way.

Just try to be less boring.
Doesn’t your partner just fall asleep when you are whining on?

@divegeester said
I think you and I should consider burying the hatchet.
Perhaps a friendly chat over a game of chess would facilitate talks about talks.

I'd sooner eat tapioca.

@suzianne said
Sure you do.

No, I don’t.
It’s another of your deep and dark metaphors, such me “fathering” threads.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'd sooner eat tapioca.

Oh come on Ghost of Duke, surely it is time we crossed the bridge together into the new world of truce and harmony.

@divegeester said
Oh come on Ghost of Duke, surely it is time we crossed the bridge together into the new world of truce and harmony.

You don't have it in you.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You don't have it in you.

How defeatist., how negative.
This is not like you usually you are more upbeat, positive and hopeful.

@divegeester said
You do, you also had the imaginary helmet stollen and you then imagined leaving the bike parked up all night as you couldn’t ride it home without a lid.

In the morning you came back and Jesus had turned it into a unicorn.

"Imaginary helmet stollen". The mind reels.

"you then imagined leaving the bike parked up all night as you couldn’t ride it home without a lid." Oh, no. I rode home without the helmet. I did have to go buy some shades to keep the wind out of my eyes, though. I got another helmet the next day.

"In the morning you came back and Jesus had turned it into a unicorn." I see what you did there. No, that unicorn must be yours.

@divegeester said
How defeatist., how negative.
This is not like you usually you are more upbeat, positive and hopeful.

That's probably why he can't bear to engage you for long.

@divegeester said
No, I don’t.
It’s another of your deep and dark metaphors, such me “fathering” threads.

See? You managed to figure that one out. Keep going, you're on a roll.