Well. Wouldn’t it be nice to predict what we think 2007 is going to bring, then get somebody to save the thread and then unleash it on us in December 2007!
Yes. I thought so too.
Now, I’m not talking about the average predictions like:
George W makes a full of himself whilst trying to pronounce Mujahadeen.
Or Tony Blair is going to resign as prime-minister causing an increase in whiskey drinking in Kurdistan.
No. I’m on about specific predictions (although, truth be told, the latter was quite specific) on various subjects. The subjects are:
Politics
RHP people
Personal
Music
Film
Climate
To enter one must predict something in each category. Once the thread disappears off page one (when nobody else is interested), I’ll save the predictions and next year we’ll sit around the open fire-place, cosy with a good whiskey in our hands…or type on RHP… and discuss how things have turned out.
I know you’re up for this at least as much as I am! So, let’s get cracking.
I’ll go first:
Politics:
Saddam Hussain will hang and matters in Iraq will get worse.
Britain and the Netherlands will have to hold general elections in 2007.
RHP people:
I think Darvlay is going to become famous, I’m not sure at what.
I think one of the males of RHP is going to visit Mokko and they’re gonna be the love story of July 2007.
Personal:
I hope to get laid, but I predict I’m going to get married instead.
Music:
Lou Reed is going to make a new album and shock everyone with a number 1 single.
Film:
Pirates of the Carribbean 3 is going to be the biggest hit in 2007.
A film with Steve Buscemi in it is going to get released in 2007 and Buscemi is going to win an Oscar for best actor for it in 2008.
Now…
What are your predictions?!?
Lay down your tarot cards! Gaze into your tea leaves! Shave your pubes and burn them!
Share your thoughts....
Politics: Tories will win the election, and the uk will become more image based than ever.
RHP people: Whats RHP?
Personal: I will learn to drive
Music: Robbie will come out with another selection of slops from his new album, and x factor will be bigger than ever. (Big brother will suck arse)
Film: American Pie 4(if u dont include band camp) will be huge and tom cruise wont make a good film again.
Climate: We will still try and do more against global warming and reach no set targets as usual
Politics:
The situation in Iraq will be no better than it is right now or than it was three years ago. More people will go homeless in Toronto and less people will care. 🙁
RHP people:
Darvlay will finally leave the site after several failed attempts.
Phlabibit will resign as moderator.
Personal:
I will be moving into a new house (that's a given as it's already bought and being built) however I might also get engaged in the meantime.
Music:
Hopefully another musical revolution will take place. This cycle is just about at its crux.
Film:
The Simpsons film will be a total bust and will be panned by critics.
Politics: the rich will get richer, the poor poorer
RHP people: Jee will be leaving RHP at the end of 2006 - riots expected
Personal: going to Japan
Music: see Tom Waits in concert once again before dying
Film: a lot of documentaries denouncing the hypocrisy of this world won't be seen again
Climate: wet when it rains
Politics:
-The world will watch in awe as Canada seperates into 4 seperate, unique and distinct countries all within a united country.
RHP people:
-Pawnfondler will serve time and have to register under the sex offenders act.
-Huck will finally manage to get the kiss AND the phone number of a tongue pierced tart 🙂
-The sports forum will erupt into a full fledged frenzie when all the males decide to have a group chest waxing session. 😕
Personal:
My butt will become permanently transfixed and forever stuck here in this chair unable to stop posting drivel for all enertiny.......or untill I reach 120 yrs old.
Music:
-Culture Club will make a comeback. They'll be adored by millions.
Film:
-Johnny Depp will make a movie about our secret love affair. 🙂
Climate:
-It's still going to be cold as fluck up here 🙁
Originally posted by mokkoI never knew you had your tongue pierced 😕
Politics:
-The world will watch in awe as Canada seperates into 4 seperate, unique and distinct countries all within a united country.
RHP people:
-Pawnfondler will serve time and have to register under the sex offenders act.
-Huck will finally manage to get the kiss AND the phone number of a tongue pierced tart 🙂
-The sports forum will erupt into ...[text shortened]... bout our secret love affair. 🙂
Climate:
-It's still going to be cold as fluck up here 🙁
Politics : america invades north korea. In turn 5 countries get pissed at america and invade them.
Red Hot Pawn People : INTP clan moves from page 14 to 5.
Personal : I go to maui. I turn into a pussy whipped idiot.
Music : Classical makes a comeback.
Film : A cartoon wins an oscar for best picture.
Politics:
All world leaders will be retired, the new Total World Alliance Tactical Service will be formed, The service will be formed from Internet trolls (snerts), as these people will not discriminate and treat everyone with utter contempt.
RHP people:
All the people on the Removed Players list will come back under different names and really try hard this time to be normal (Removed Players will be renamed WTF).
Personal:
I will come up with an invention that replaces the tube system and transport in general. And then file it next to cures for all ills, because its time to go home.
Music:
Music will be banned, as it is offensive to some people (T.W.A.T.S directive 224.345 para 3).
Film:
Films will be replaced by documentaries, as the illegal downloading of films will kill the Film industry.
As one of their policies, T.W.A.T.S will have made the watching of decent films impossible by insisting they be made with the “guy in the cinemas head” or the “people speaking behind the bloke who sneaked a camcorder into the cinema” as part of the original work. Also all the endings to the films will be deliberately cut off.
…Is that what you want…cause that’s what’s gonna happen…
Must go, my download has finished…It’s the one where Bowmann finds Johnny Depp with Mokko and does a Chuck Norris on him, but before Johnny gets the stuffing kicked out of him, he goes gay and falls in love with Bowmann. Mokko then gets Darvlay and Shavixmir to rob a bank so she can pay Dr Strangelove to change Johnny back, un-gay if you will. But the evil 7ate9 tries to thwart her plans by getting Seitse to gay him up all over again, so Mokko then gets Nordlys to hatch a plan that will undo all the gayness, and she makes everyone gay transforming what was the old gay into a new gay which everyone is now not.
Only to find out that Johnny was in fact Bowmann after all and the United states of Canada ask him to leave, visa revoked.
It’s a good film, and yes, I know I have issues.
(If anyone actually writes that film…then I will see you in court my friend)
Originally posted by WoodgieThat's NOT how it goes 😠
…It’s the one where Bowmann finds Johnny Depp with Mokko and does a Chuck Norris on him, but before Johnny gets the stuffing kicked out of him, he goes gay and falls in love with Bowmann. Mokko then gets Darvlay and Shavixmir to rob a bank so she can pay Dr Strangelove to change Johnny back, un-gay if you will. But the evil 7ate9 tries to thwart her plans ...[text shortened]... ny was in fact Bowmann after all and the United states of Canada ask him to leave, visa revoked.