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Against slow opponents OTB

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Cough.

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Get up and walk around the room, while perfecting the "Oh yes, he's got to think because he's in trouble now. Mate in 3, you know." expression.

I also try to give my eyes a rest from looking at square-shaped-things, by finding curved-shaped-things to look at. My theory is this gives the square-shaped-thing part of the brain a rest. It's actually surprisingly difficult. It's amazing how many rooms, tables, chairs, etc, are square.

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Originally posted by aquatabby
Get up and walk around the room, while perfecting the "Oh yes, he's got to think because he's in trouble now. Mate in 3, you know." expression.

I also try to give my eyes a rest from looking at square-shaped-things, by finding curved-shaped-things to look at. My theory is this gives the square-shaped-thing part of the brain a rest. It's actually surprisingly difficult. It's amazing how many rooms, tables, chairs, etc, are square.
Why would anyone be looking at the squares anyway if curves were present?

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Get a chess clock, that way if he is taking more time to play than you, he will more than likely time out.

If no clock is used, take longer than him. Then if he complains say, "I can take all day if I want to, you sure did." Then kiss his girlfriend. 😛
I am just that evil. 😀

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a few options:


- on his time, go out, buy a sandwich and eat it in his face. (mouth open)

- wear a mask (&feature=player_embedded)

- take a walk to the nearest computer room and.... don't cheat of course, but look for the next blitz tournament in your region. Obviously standard time is not for you.

-Learn more about chess. The more you know, the more different things you'll find yourself thinking about when it's his time to think (pawn structure, weaknesses, open files, imbalances and how to play in those situations, etc). or you can just buy a sandwich and eat it in his face. I think it's the way to go.

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Slow chess is not for you. Play blitz tournaments [5 min per game].

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Get him in time trouble.

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Originally posted by Maxacre42
a few options:

- wear a mask (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMT4tOvJThA&feature=player_embedded)
That has given me an idea!

Sit upside down in your chair

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Being in control of one's emotions is part of being a good chess player. Losing control of your emotions may result in playing poor moves. Take your time and play your game while the clock regulates the game.

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Originally posted by Tiwaking
That has given me an idea!

Sit upside down in your chair
nice

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Originally posted by Tiwaking
That has given me an idea!

Sit upside down in your chair
Some guy tried that on me. I calmly told him he looked well, and his breath smelled better. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Some guy tried that on me. I calmly told him he looked well, and his breath smelled better. 😞
😀.........that does'nt alter the body odour eminating from there armpits, "For Christ sake, shower before you turn up for game!"

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