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greenpawn34

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Yup.

It's a different ball game all together.

Having said that I seen some incredible howlers on here much
worse than anything I have ever seen at OTB play.

It's 'cos here there are home & casual players, players who never
think of playing in a congress or a league match and play chess
just for the fun of playing chess.

For a wee while (about 10 minutes) I thought W was a machine
that Russ was using to give everyone something to aim for.

And then I thought maybe Russ has 6 or 7 machines running out
there under odd names. The idea being if anyone beat them they
they must be using a box. A kind of cheat to catch a cheat thing.

And then I thought maybe everyone is a machine and all these forums
and all these guys - you included, are just one person - Russ playing
one big joke on me.

And then I heard my wife saying Russ's name in her sleep and this
extra razor blade appeared in the bathroom and these Homer Simpson
slippers showed up, size 10.

I don't wear size ten slippers....

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If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

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Originally posted by Renars
...didn't we forget that CC is different from OTB, given also the fact that RHP actually does permit consulting certain reference sources, you've got Analyse Board, plenty of time per move etc.
nope. the best pre-computer era correspondence GMs have been analyzed for comparison as well.

Paul Leggett
Chess Librarian

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol, what were you drinking pawn dude, mad dog 2020?
What's the word? Thunderbird!

What's the price? A dollar twice!

What's the reason? Grapes in season!

What's the action? Satisfaction!

(Heard frequently on the campus of the College of William and Mary in Virgina [USA], established by Royal Charter by William and Mary in 1692. The grapes, mysteriously, have no vintage).

The only evidence is a red wine stain on the back of a vinyl chessboard, dating to 1987, that will not come out. Another player on the site, Bralen, will attest to the done deed.

Paul

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Yup.

It's a different ball game all together.

Having said that I seen some incredible howlers on here much
worse than anything I have ever seen at OTB play.

It's 'cos here there are home & casual players, players who never
think of playing in a congress or a league match and play chess
just for the fun of playing chess.

For a wee while (a ...[text shortened]... and these Homer Simpson
slippers showed up, size 10.

I don't wear size ten slippers....
eerie...

black beetle
Black Beastie

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol, what were you drinking pawn dude, mad dog 2020?
He was high on milk & honey with ice; over here, at game 6694760, I was high on Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia 2005 Edition and I blitzed myself out –the puir Horsey couldn’t pelieve that my Chariot indeed missed b1 and it went all the way back to the box, and at the same time I went all the way down the drain; shoot me please😵

rc

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Originally posted by black beetle
He was high on milk & honey with ice; over here, at game 6694760, I was high on Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia 2005 Edition and I blitzed myself out –the puir Horsey couldn’t pelieve that my Chariot indeed missed b1 and it went all the way back to the box, and at the same time I went all the way down the drain; shoot me please😵
oh poor beetle, you need some MD 2020 to numb the pain, but my goodness its like paint stripper, better of with a good bottle of buck fast tonic, made by them black friar monks in Devon.! 🙂

black beetle
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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
oh poor beetle, you need some MD 2020 to numb the pain, but my goodness its like paint stripper, better of with a good bottle of buck fast tonic, made by them black friar monks in Devon.! 🙂
Hah, I need just a 7.62 slug in my brain😵

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