"How to Win at Chess"

Nothing really wrong with her, except her posh accent
which again I'm sure slotted chess very nicely into viewers
already biased pigeon holes.

I wanted to see a kid from an housing scheme with a shell suit and tats
telling the kids chess rocks.

Nah. Must not upset the BBC viewers. If they did they woudl write in.

Dear BBC

I saw a programme all about chess last night and it was nothing
like I expected it to be.

In my day we used to watch spiders building webs on the chess pieces
now you have this Chandler chappie cursing and swearing about opening
books and making the game look exciting.

Yours in Complete Distress

Col W.W. Mildrew-Hives. OBE. MBE VD and Scar.