Originally posted by grumpy 101Why can't you tell people who are going to be on the site, whats so secretive, and why can't you be bothered to type out "you"?
IF anyone is leaving the chess site forever can u please message me and tell me that u are leaving, because i want to tell u something.
please reply Grumpy 101
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That you're really a chess playing hippopotamus called Wendy who likes to go out on Sundays and meet a guy called Bob (who has a big...), when you're not dating Bob the Nob you like to spend your spare time collecting custard samples and that your latest sample is from the Wokaka wookkaa woooowookaa tribe who are resident of a small flat in south London, the sample is interesting because it contains a rarely seen green pigment whose secrets are only known to the Wokaka wookkaa woooowookaa tribe, you would like to get this secret and share with the rest of humanity however their barging price consists of (but is not limited too) the entire big brothers dirty underwear laundry, a tent named Albert, half of the Queens hair and a small furry pink alligator, in order to get these prized possessions for the Wokaka wookkaa woooowookaa tribe you have been seeking out willing help, rewriting your address on Oxfam leaflets in the hope of creating a mindless army of tree hugging hippies who will go out and do your bidding at least when not hugging whales or tree and the like, however your prized army is slow gathering as Oxfam has the sexiness value of a run over bag of chips, not to be set back by this incident you now seek help from a handy chess forum and that anyone who joins (we lucky few, we band of brothers) your quest will get a brownie badge, not to mention a big wet sloppy kiss on the lips, once this army is formed and you have the bargaining chips that the tribe require you will then market the green custard under the name of “Lumpus Snottus” after several years of successful business having made your millions from lumpy green custard you will then settle down with Bob and buy a very expensive doctor who can solve the problems of a hippopotamus/human child, the problems being solved (not to mention a very understanding tailor being found) and the child had you will then raise King Wendy the second to be ruler of all lands, they will be united under King Wendy like at no other time in history with maybe the exception of before the continents started to split thus bring happiness and joy to the hearts of all?
Originally posted by grumpy 101I hate the number 101.
IF anyone is leaving the chess site forever can u please message me and tell me that u are leaving, because i want to tell u something.
please reply Grumpy 101
People think they are so smart saying ___ 101 this and ___ 101 that.
How many 101 course do they think there is in univ. Geez, dumb people. I only had 3 101 course out of 14 x 4 = 56 total courses.
That's weather 101, news 101 and chess 101 for you. Dumb people.
Originally posted by pompomtomahhh ok.....
They don't publish 1984 in Canada?
In the UK there is a program called Room 101 (which is most likely a reference to orwell's book.) and on the program celebrities pick the things the most hate and bannish to the room of no return....
I thought he was refering to that, not 1984 itself.
