No one cares about your lame blitz games

[Event "Ladder"]
[Site "http://www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2010.08.25"]
[EndDate "2010.09.28"]
[Round "?"]
[White "DivGradCurl"]
[Black "QuoVadis"]
[WhiteRating "1819"]
[BlackRating "1923"]
[WhiteELO "1819"]
[BlackELO "1923"]
[Result "1-0"]
[GameId "7707830"]

1. e4 c5 2. Ng1f3 Nb8c6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nf3xd4 a6 5. Nb1c3 e6 6. Bf1e2 Qd8c7 7. O-O Bf8d6 8. Kg1h1 Nc6xd4 9. Qd1xd4 Ng8f6 10. f4 Bd6c5 11. Qd4d3 h5 12. e5 Nf6g4 13. Qd3g3 Bc5d4 14. Bc1d2 b5 15. a3 Bc8b7 16. Be2f3 Ra8c8 17. Ra1d1 f5 18. exf6 Bd4xf6 19. Bf3xb7 Qc7xb7 20. f5 e5 21. h3 Qb7a7 22. Qg3d3 Rc8d8 23. Nc3d5 Ke8f7 24. Qd3b3 Kf7e8 25. Bd2a5 1-0

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 {Puts piece on an undefended square. Shocking.} 2... Nc6 3. Qf3 {Pitiful. Brings out Queen early in opening putting it square where Knight belongs in e4-e5 openings.} 3... Bc5 4. Qxf7 {Moves Queen yet again to go pawn hunting. No wonder Black resigned. He is off to play someone who knows how to play chess.}