Albratez Soup

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Was the aircraft an airplane or a helicopter?

i cannnot answer that.(yes, no, irrelevant )

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
i cannnot answer that.(yes, no, irrelevant )

Do you know, or can it be stated, what type of aircraft was involved?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Do you know, or can it be stated, what type of aircraft was involved?

i know it. im not gonna say it tho.
'nuff said

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
i know it. im not gonna say it tho.
'nuff said

Was it an airplane?

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
i know it. im not gonna say it tho.
'nuff said

Was it a hot air balloon?

Originally posted by lemon lime
Was it a hot air balloon?

Yes!
Piece it together.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
Yes!
Piece it together.

Okay...

A straw and hot air balloon... balloon... straw..

Oh, oh, how about this?! A man was up in a hot air balloon. But then he sees a straw that appears to be stuck in the balloon, so he instinctively (without thinking) reached up and pulled out the straw. Next thing he knows he's dead (he knows he's dead?) and lying in a field holding onto the straw.

Originally posted by lemon lime
Okay...

A straw and hot air balloon... balloon... straw..

Oh, oh, how about this?! A man was up in a hot air balloon. But then he sees a straw that appears to be stuck in the balloon, so he instinctively (without thinking) reached up and pulled out the straw. Next thing he knows he's dead (he knows he's dead?) and lying in a field holding onto the straw.

nope. its good, but you're missing something that might have been said already.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
Yes!
Piece it together.

Why wouldn't you say it was not an airplane?

The balloon, presumably carrying several passengers, was losing altitude and about to crash.
Weight had to be jettisoned. The passengers drew straws to determine who would have to bail out.

The dead man drew the short straw.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
no, but a field is where you would imagine the incident would happen.

Hot air balloon! Of course.

It's descending too fast and all will die unless someone jumps out. I'd vote to toss out the tour operator instead.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Why wouldn't you say it was not an airplane?

The balloon, presumably carrying several passengers, was losing altitude and about to crash.
Weight had to be jettisoned. The passengers drew straws to determine who would have to bail out.

The dead man drew the short straw.

Yep! You got it.

Originally posted by BongalloJoe
Yep! You got it.

Did he jump or was he pushed?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Did he jump or was he pushed?

I think his answer to that would be "irrelevant"

Originally posted by venda
I think his answer to that would be "irrelevant"

amen venda!

Originally posted by BongalloJoe
amen venda!

Why is it irrelevant? Your original question was "How did he die?".