lateral thinking puzzle

Originally posted by Casandra
I am not I am simply trying to run a fourn that is enjoyable to all with out it being spoiled to so by others, so they can enjoy it.

Originally posted by Alcra
OK, here is a new one.

Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?

And a few days later as i review my post a nother question occors to me.

Is the other man that is not about to die an exeqtioner?

Game of chess, two kings and a queen, the king without a queen will soon be mated

Originally posted by thespacemonkey
Game of chess, two kings and a queen, the king without a queen will soon be mated

Originally posted by Alcra
OK, here is a new one.

Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Does "1man" know how he will die?
Does the other man know?
Does the lady?
Has 1man known he will die for a week before?
Does 1man fear this death?

Okay, I have a couple of easy ones.

1. Along a country road, a man gets a flat tire. He pulls over to change the tire. He gets the hubcap off, the lug nuts off and the flat tire off, but when he puts the flat tire down, it hits the edge of the hubcap, flipping all four lug nuts into a grating in a nearby drainage ditch, unretrievable by him in any way. He's just about to start a long walk towards the nearest garage, when he gets a moment of inspiration, and ten minutes later, he is back on the road, motoring happily away. How did he do it?

2. A man arrives in a small town, and decides he would like to find a barber to get a haircut. At one end of the main street, he enters a barbershop. He notices it is a mess, with magazines strewn about in the waiting area, piles of hair on the floor, and the barber himself is unkempt, and unshaven. The man walks to the other end of the main street and he finds another barbershop. Upon entering, he finds it immaculate, with freshly mopped floors, and the barber himself is tidy, neat and well-groomed. Why does the man go all the way back to the first barbershop for his haircut?

1. He unscrews 1 nut from each of the three tires and puts those 3 nuts on the remaining tire. 3 nuts 🙂 should hold a tire ...

2. The fresh-looking barber obviously got its haircut and shaving from the disastrous-looking barber 🙂 ... so this is a guarantee, I think ...

Originally posted by Coconut
The answer was done 2 posts above yours.

Originally posted by ypsilonalpha
1. He unscrews 1 nut from each of the three tires and puts those 3 nuts on the remaining tire. 3 nuts 🙂 should hold a tire ...

2. The fresh-looking barber obviously got its haircut and shaving from the disastrous-looking barber 🙂 ... so this is a guarantee, I think ...

Originally posted by ypsilonalpha
1. He unscrews 1 nut from each of the three tires and puts those 3 nuts on the remaining tire. 3 nuts 🙂 should hold a tire ...

2. The fresh-looking barber obviously got its haircut and shaving from the disastrous-looking barber 🙂 ... so this is a guarantee, I think ...

Originally posted by Suzianne
hehe, very good... had you heard these before?

Edit: Or were they just that easy? 🙂