Originally posted by Freddie2006The blind man went swimming. He left his portable radio playing on the beach so that he could find the shore. The batteries died. And he followed.
Are you playing dumb on purpose or are you always like this on the first of the month?
My guess is that you have a character flaw.
[Mystery Edits]
Originally posted by Freddie2006Is this another of those tragic tales of a disillusioned American expressing himself through the medium of light ordnance?
The music stopped. The man died. Why?
"Ricky was sick of feeling second best. He was determined to win the game of musical chairs at his own birthday party but when his ma stopped the music and Ricky failed to get a chair something snapped inside. With the derisive laughter of the other children ringing in his ears he ran to his dad's gun cabinet, grabbed a shotgun, returned to the party and opened fire on the horrified kids. Nobody is laughing now! He had never fired a gun before and did not expect it to jump like that. Pa fell to the ground and died." :'(