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Originally posted by TheGambit
Where were the survivors buried?
theres another
you don't bury survivors

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Say GHOST five times fast (I'll wait)
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What do you get out of a toaster?

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Say SHOP five times fast (again I'll wait)
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What do you do when you come to a green light?

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Originally posted by Gastel
Say GHOST five times fast (I'll wait)
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What do you get out of a toaster?
burnt bread

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Originally posted by Gastel
Say SHOP five times fast (again I'll wait)
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What do you do when you come to a green light?
i stop of course what would you do?

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Originally posted by sofar55
i stop of course what would you do?
Crash into the back of you.

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Say SILK five times fast (I'll wait)
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What do cows drink?

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Originally posted by TheGambit
When is a door not a door?
When it turns into a street.

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Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
Crash into the back of you.

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Say SILK five times fast (I'll wait)
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What do cows drink?
"Dr Pepper".

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Originally posted by Bowmann
"Dr Pepper".
I don't get these riddles...

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Originally posted by chess kid1
I don't get these riddles...
A midget wearing a parachute gets into an elevator and stands on a block of ice, he gets out at the 24th floor to buy a can of Dr. Pepper from the vending machine. He lives on the 35th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up even though the lift goes all the way up to the 48th floor. The year is 1902 and Dr. Pepper hads't even been invented, how is this possible?

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Originally posted by TheGambit
A midget wearing a parachute gets into an elevator and stands on a block of ice, he gets out at the 24th floor to buy a can of Dr. Pepper from the vending machine. He lives on the 35th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up even though the lift goes all the way up to the 48th floor. The year is 1902 and Dr. Pepper hads't even been invented, how is this possible?
Since gravity slows time, time passes slightly quicker on top of the building than it does on the bottom. Now, the midget has created two wormhole mouths, one at the bottom of the building, and one in his apartment. After letting these sit for the proper amount of time to allow him to gain the time necessary to go far enough into the future to get a Dr. Pepper, he brings the wormhole at the bottom of the building up to his apartment. Passing through in one direction will send him into the future, and the other direction will send him to the past. He first goes to the future, acquires a Dr. Pepper machine, brings this machine back in time with him, and puts it to the 24th floor. When he goes up the elevator, he stands on the block of ice to press buttons. But even with the block of ice, he can only hit the buttons up to 24 (he's a very short midget). He wears the parachute because it helps him feel like he's living dangerously.

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Originally posted by ark13
Since gravity slows time, time passes slightly quicker on top of the building than it does on the bottom. Now, the midget has created two wormhole mouths, one at the bottom of the building, and one in his apartment. After letting these sit for the proper amount of time to allow him to gain the time necessary to go far enough into the future to get a Dr. Pepp ...[text shortened]... short midget). He wears the parachute because it helps him feel like he's living dangerously.
Don't ruin it for everyone! 😠

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Originally posted by crazyblue
there you have a puzzle (an old one though):

an old man dies and his possessions (17 camels) are given to his 3 sons. the old man wanted his oldest sun to get 1/2 of the camels, the middle one 1/3 of the camels and the youngest 1/9 of the camels.
now they have no clue how to solve this, as they dont want to cut the camels into pieces.

so they go see ...[text shortened]... hat leaves them with 1 camel left over, which they give back to the wise man. how did that work?
Was the camel that the wise man gave the brothers a mother with a baby camel?

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Originally posted by sweetAfina
Was the camel that the wise man gave the brothers a mother with a baby camel?
No, you are Drunk, get off the merry-go-round.

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Originally posted by sofar55
theres another
you don't bury survivors
Yeah, you cremate them.

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