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...does it lead to a gain or loss of weight?

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Originally posted by woodypusher
...does it lead to a gain or loss of weight?
Clearly a loss, unless you inhale.

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Originally posted by woodypusher
...does it lead to a gain or loss of weight?
In the short term depends on your orientation .

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Originally posted by OdBod
In the short term depends on your orientation .
Vertical farting, upside down farting VS horizontal farting?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Vertical farting, upside down farting VS horizontal farting?
Definitely horizontal if on earth, what if you are in space?

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Originally posted by woodypusher
...does it lead to a gain or loss of weight?
I think farts are the result of ingesting hard to digest foods. Loss of weight.

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Originally posted by OdBod
Definitely horizontal if on earth, what if you are in space?
In space, nobody can hear you fart.

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
In space, nobody can hear you fart.
But what about the thrust effect?

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Originally posted by OdBod
But what about the thrust effect?
I should think that someone who calls himself woodypusher would be an expert about the thrust effect.

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Originally posted by joe beyser
I should think that someone who calls himself woodypusher would be an expert about the thrust effect.
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Originally posted by OdBod
But what about the thrust effect?
Bend one knee upwards and extend right hand outwards, making fist to
reduce rotation. Use of external, flameproof underwear is recommended.

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Originally posted by OdBod
But what about the thrust effect?
Since there is no oxygen in space you cant ignite a fart for increased thrust.

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I think it depends upon the size of the person you fart upon, as there is always an equal and opposite reaction.

You may well get blown into space! 😀

-m.

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Originally posted by woodypusher
...does it lead to a gain or loss of weight?
Why, are you over weight?

I think the beauty of passing gas is that deaf people can enjoy them too~

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Why, are you over weight?

I think the beauty of passing gas is that deaf people can enjoy them too~
I also take the religious approach it is better to give rather than receive.

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