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A new religious war.

A new religious war.

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Fartacus

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I'm starting a new religious war.

All other religions have ridiculous reasons for war so I am going to propose the JW's pay for not celebrating Halloween. The ancient Celtics demand I fight for the cause!

Religious extremism must be based on low I.Q and poverty.
A billionaire doesn't thank God, he thanks himself. A man using rags as clothing and owns nothing but a donkey and a bucket to crap in thanks God ๐Ÿ™„

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely believe in a creator because material and matter and consciousness didn't create itself but sometimes I wonder what year it will be when the world stops with the organized, man made religions.

I'm guessing between the years 2100 and 2200.
A great awakening.

rookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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@Fartacus
PROsPER INFIDEL!

Fartacus

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The great thing about my new religious war is we get to wear Halloween costumes into battle.

I'm going as Elvis ๐Ÿ•บ

PettyTalk

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@fartacus said
Religious extremism must be based on low I.Q and poverty.
Can you quantify/qualify Extremism, IQ, and Poverty?

We need to properly assess the forces of the two sides fighting the war you are wanting to start.

Which side will you be representing? Show your credentials. A certificate rating your extremism, a certificate showing your IQ, and the last bank statement showing the balance of your accounts.

Fartacus

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200 virgins for anyone who dies in battle and an Amazon gift card worth 75 euros.

Fartacus

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@PettyTalk

I'll probably be a double agent. I like to stir the pot ya know?

divegeester
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@fartacus said
I'm starting a new religious war.

All other religions have ridiculous reasons for war so I am going to propose the JW's pay for not celebrating Halloween. The ancient Celtics demand I fight for the cause!

Religious extremism must be based on low I.Q and poverty.
A billionaire doesn't thank God, he thanks himself. A man using rags as clothing and owns nothing but a don ...[text shortened]... organized, man made religions.

I'm guessing between the years 2100 and 2200.
A great awakening.
I’ll join.

What the pay like?

Fartacus

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Free costume of your choice. Well pay for it if we can find it. You have to provide your own weapons though.

Bologna sandwiches twice a day and all the chocolates you can eat. (We found an old warehouse full of old chocolates from before COVID) Still good if you ask me.

moonbus
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@fartacus said
Free costume of your choice. Well pay for it if we can find it. You have to provide your own weapons though.

Bologna sandwiches twice a day and all the chocolates you can eat. (We found an old warehouse full of old chocolates from before COVID) Still good if you ask me.
Hmm, chocolate, very tempting. Is circum-schism a requirement to join ?

Fartacus

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@moonbus said
Hmm, chocolate, very tempting. Is circum-schism a requirement to join ?
No but we will seperate everyone into like minded battalions. Shirts and Skins kinda thing ya know?

Ponderable
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@fartacus said
200 virgins for anyone who dies in battle and an Amazon gift card worth 75 euros.
What do I use the Amazon card for in afterlife?

Ghost of a Duke

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@ponderable said
What do I use the Amazon card for in afterlife?
Wings.

Fartacus

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I don't think chicken wings are allowed in the afterlife. Tasty but unhealthy.

Ghost of a Duke

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@fartacus said
I don't think chicken wings are allowed in the afterlife. Tasty but unhealthy.
I knew it!.....

PettyTalk

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@Fartacus said.
"Don't get me wrong, I absolutely believe in a creator because material and matter and consciousness didn't create itself but sometimes I wonder what year it will be when the world stops with the organized, man made religions."

What is the matter with material?

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