The RJHinds School of Science
Class Schedule
830-900 opening prayer
900-945 Biblical science. Guest speaker: woodmorappe, how lions can eat vegetables for a year and resolving bear-on-bear violence
945-1000 pray the contradictions away
1000-1045 Biblical sociology. Guest speaker: ted haggard, why people choose to be gay and how to stop them
1045-1100 pray the gay away
1100-1145 stationary-earth physics. Guest speaker: that youtube guy, 'i jumped really high and the earth did not move under me'
1145-1200 pray the gravity away
1200-1215 say grace
1215-1245 lunch (fleshly)
1245-200 lunch (spiritual) - bible reading
200-245 biblical cosmology - guest speaker: russel humphries, 'time dilation - how earth time stopped on the 4th day while the cosmos aged billions of years'
245-300 pray the WTF away; rinse mouths with soap because F is a bad word of the devil
300 end of day; homework assignment: list at least 100 lies from satan.
Originally posted by SwissGambitThat is funny. I got a good laugh from that. 😀
The RJHinds School of Science
Class Schedule
830-900 opening prayer
900-945 Biblical science. Guest speaker: woodmorappe, how lions can eat vegetables for a year and resolving bear-on-bear violence
945-1000 pray the contradictions away
1000-1045 Biblical sociology. Guest speaker: ted haggard, [i]why people choose to be gay and how to ...[text shortened]... d word of the devil
300 end of day; homework assignment: list at least 100 lies from satan.
Originally posted by RJHindsYeah, I got a good laugh from that one too.
That is funny. I got a good laugh from that. 😀
I was thinking that you should get "Dr. Dino" Kent Hovind to speak as a distinguished lecturer at your school of science, but I suppose he is still imprisoned for all his financial shenanigans. Maybe you could get Dr. Dino to deliver a lecture via satellite from prison or something.
Originally posted by LemonJelloI don't know much about him but are you talking about this guy?
Yeah, I got a good laugh from that one too.
I was thinking that you should get "Dr. Dino" Kent Hovind to speak as a distinguished lecturer at your school of science, but I suppose he is still imprisoned for all his financial shenanigans. Maybe you could get Dr. Dino to deliver a lecture via satellite from prison or something.
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Originally posted by RJHindsYeah, here is a lengthy lecture of his:
I don't know much about him but are you talking about this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVs6GiTvO94&feature=related
It features a lot of rigorous scientific discussion, such as descriptions of how Noah fit all those dinosaurs onto the ark.
Originally posted by LemonJelloDamn, I forgot about Hovind!
Yeah, I got a good laugh from that one too.
I was thinking that you should get "Dr. Dino" Kent Hovind to speak as a distinguished lecturer at your school of science, but I suppose he is still imprisoned for all his financial shenanigans. Maybe you could get Dr. Dino to deliver a lecture via satellite from prison or something.
We'll set aside a whole day for that guy. It will be an official "Kent Hovind Day".
Originally posted by RJHindsThe problem is not me, I am way beyond convincing. My problem with you is the possibility of you influencing young malleable minds to an ancient worthless religion. The longer organized religions live, the more misery they cause to humanity at large.
If you are not interested in what I talk about then just ignore it. Don't worry. Be Happy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHFDa9efCQU