19 Dec 05
Originally posted by RBHILLRetarded beyond belief.
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY:
Yes
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:
Yes. ...[text shortened]... ng with the help of Christ who gives me the strength I need. Phil 4:13
MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!!!!
20 Dec 05
Originally posted by RBHILLAn here is a Teacher in an ID course:
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
Teacher: Tommy, do you see a tree out side ?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Did you see it grow from a single cell into a great big complex tree.
Tommy: No. But I think I learnt about how that happens in Biology.
Teacher: If you didnt see it happen then you cant prove it and your theory is irretrievably flawed. A big tree from a single cell ? That is impossible without intelligence. We know for a fact that there is more information in the whole tree than in the seed so where did that come from? We cant explain it so therefore there is a God.
Little Girl: Tommy, did you see Teacher being born ?
Tommy: No.
Little girl: Then according to what we were taught today, teacher was brought to earth by storks, because there is no other rational explanation.
20 Dec 05
Originally posted by RBHILLI remember when I was in school I hated the "religious education" course because it stated that animals cannot think and act only on instinct. I knew this to be untrue as anyone who has had a pet would know. In fact I took it as an insult to my cat.
I love this one! Everyone should send this to everyone they know, especially today with prayer restricted in schools.
I fully agree that all religious people should learn about thier religions (and hopefully some other religions). The ignorance I have observed amoungst some Christian 'pastors' is deplorable. However the forcible teaching of any religion to members of other religions or atheists is definately wrong and to have the State pay for any of the teaching is also wrong unless equal funding is given to all religions or in proportion to thier tax contributions.
20 Dec 05
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Originally posted by twhiteheadYour cat was a bit of an intellectual, then?
I remember when I was in school I hated the "religious education" course because it stated that animals cannot think and act only on instinct. I knew this to be untrue as anyone who has had a pet would know. In fact I took it as an insult to my cat.
20 Dec 05
Originally posted by RBHILLYou could try to immaculately impregnate her, like the big G did. As we all know, immitation is the highest form of flattery.
I told my girlfriend as a joke that I wanted a baby, but I have to get married first.
Did you see my post to you in the Mary Virgin one you made?