Originally posted by LemonJelloJack is nimble, Jack is quick.
That impression will never fly. It's painfully clear to us all that you just don't know Jack.
Betwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack makes me sick.
That I 'don't know Jack' is of little pain.
That I do know Him is a world of gain.
So much for the bluster, so much for your guff;
To speak for the crowd is presumptuous.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHThat was terrible. Truly terrible. If god was a literary critic he would smite you down.
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick.
Betwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack makes me sick.
That I 'don't know Jack' is of little pain.
That I do know Him is a world of gain.
So much for the bluster, so much for your guff;
To speak for the crowd is presumptuous.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHBbarr be nimble, Scribbles be quick,
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick.
Betwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack makes me sick.
That I 'don't know Jack' is of little pain.
That I do know Him is a world of gain.
So much for the bluster, so much for your guff;
To speak for the crowd is presumptuous.
Both possess intellects superbly slick,
Unlike some others, who nameless remain,
Whose farfetched beliefs all credulity strain.
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeIn the world of prose, the ear has a nose;
Bbarr be nimble, Scribbles be quick,
Both possess intellects superbly slick,
Unlike some others, who nameless remain,
Whose farfetched beliefs all credulity strain.
Its lead must be followed to sniff out the rose.
If rhyming lines were the measure of sublime
Your regretable ditty remains, category: "Blows."
Originally posted by FreakyKBHBetwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack at least exists. Quit watching The Greatest Story Ever Told and check out The Departed at a theater near you. Or if you're looking for something very familiar, check him out as Randle P. McMurphy.
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick.
Betwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack makes me sick.
That I 'don't know Jack' is of little pain.
That I do know Him is a world of gain.
So much for the bluster, so much for your guff;
To speak for the crowd is presumptuous.
Originally posted by LemonJelloOn my list of movies to see. Maybe this week.
Betwixt Jack and Jesus, Jack at least exists. Quit watching The Greatest Story Ever Told and check out The Departed at a theater near you. Or if you're looking for something very familiar, check him out as Randle P. McMurphy.
Originally posted by rwingettHA! That was awesome.
Bbarr was weak. Weak I say! It takes stamina and determination to stand tall in the face of Dj2becker's mind-numbingly stupid posts. Bbarr didn't have what it takes to roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty in the real world. Send him back to his rarified-ivory tower-neverland and leave it to the rest of us to fight the good fight.
(let's see if that lures him out)
I know he's made many friends here so to anyone who may be concerned about him, Bennett is doing just fine; I talked with him last night. He misses chess terribly and I suspect he'll be back once he can officially call himself doctor. Or if Rob's quote above stirs some blood!