Candidates for New Olympic Sports

Snake Handling
Exorcism
Faith Healing
Televangelism
Bible Thumping

Laying on of hands Benny Hinn style
Being layed on of hands Benny Hinn style

Fasting

Marathon praying.
Marathon preaching.
Cross lifting. (Jesus being the first winner.)

Crucifixion biathlon:
1. Uphill race with crucifix.
2. Crucifixion endurance contest.

Target stoning.

Leper evasion (slalom).

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Leper evasion (slalom).

Huffing.
Puffing.

Dogmatism

Turning wine into water.
Walking on water.
Feed fish and bread.

Speed Baptism [baptise as many people as you can before time runs out, and it has to be FULL DUNKS - none of that pansy sprinkling nonsense]
Endurance Baptism [two-player teams compete for best time; longest hold under water w/o drowning wins]
Free-for-all Team Baptism [4 vs. 4 player teams; forcibly dunk members of the other team for points]

Circumcision [points deducted for over-cutting]

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Laying on of hands Benny Hinn style
Being layed on of hands Benny Hinn style

Hypocrisy

If Nemesio's not going to say it, I guess I will: Mental Gymnastics

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
If Nemesio's not going to say it, I guess I will: Mental Gymnastics