Hilarious :D

Marinkatomb

wotagr8game

Spirituality

10 Oct 05

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

16 Oct 05

Old Jebadiah started praying to the lord "lord, please let me win
the lottery"
Couple weeks pass, nothing.
He prays again "Oh Sweet Lord, please let me win the lottery"
Month later. Zip.
Oh gracious generous everlasting father in heaven, Pleeeaase let
me win the lottery, I have been a good father, never beat my kids,
always generous with my wife, gave money to the poor, Pleeaase,
let me win the lottery."
Big finger comes out of the sky, points at old Jeb,
Jebadiah, I know you are a good man, I know you deserve to
win the lottery, Jebadiah, meet me halfway here,
BUY A TICKET!"

vistesd

Hmmm . . .

Joined: 19 Jan 04
Moves: 22131

16 Oct 05

Originally posted by sonhouse
Old Jebadiah started praying to the lord "lord, please let me win
the lottery"
Couple weeks pass, nothing.
He prays again "Oh Sweet Lord, please let me win the lottery"
Month later. Zip.
Oh gracious generous everlasting father in heaven, Pleeeaase let
me win the lottery, I have been a good father, never beat my kids,
always generous with my wife, ...[text shortened]... d man, I know you deserve to
win the lottery, Jebadiah, meet me halfway here,
BUY A TICKET!"

Excellent! i heard this elsewhere recently, but your version is much better. LOL!